Tails and Anal sex – TotK

Tails and Anal Sex – 10 Things you Must Know

by staff writer (Chuck M)

It’s the ultimate ‘forbidden fruit’. For some of you, the mere mention of it may cause a physical gag reflex. This article is not for you. Your reaction is understandable. Anal sex is simply not a natural act. On the other hand, some might say that intimate relations with a Khajiit at all by any other race is also not a natural act either. So, as in many topics, your opinions may vary.

No, this article is for those readers who are curious, or perhaps are active in this undeniably kinky form of love-making. For those, it is the nature of the act itself that provides it’s biggest attraction. And this attraction does not extend only to the male members of our readership either we point out. Plus those receiving are often just as enamored with it as those giving. But there are some things that should be understood before engaging in what is still considered a crime in some parts of Tamriel. And, while most apply regardless of race or gender, some have particular value when the object of your attraction is one of our tailed races.

So let’s get started with our list of 10 things you MUST KNOW about Anal Sex and your Khajiit lover.

#1 – No Prostate.

This applies to all female races of course, but this article will assume your lover is a female Khajiit specifically. The prostate is a sexual gland in males that lies within the lower abdomen and provides much of the seminal fluid in a man’s ejaculate. Since it is part of the reproductive apparatus of males, it should come as no surprise that it isn’t present in females. However, some males find stimulation of it to be pleasurable. That stimulation is typically done via manipulation through the anus since the prostate lies nearby.

Even in males, stimulation of the prostate is not always pleasurable. So much more for females since they don’t have one! That does not mean that females may not find anal stimulation enjoyable, but it does mean that this is not the primary cause, and thus it is reasonable to assume that fewer females do enjoy it. So while you may enjoy your own tail pipe to be ravaged by her strap-on, don’t assume the same is true for her! It should go without saying that she should be consulted first and her wishes obeyed to the letter. (Must we remind you of those adventurers we keep on retainer again?)

#2 – Cleanliness.

There’s no reason to obfuscate the fact that anal sex is a dirty business. But there are things you and your partner can do to improve that. A sterile douche is a recommended prerequisite to consummating your adventure. However, don’t go down to the stream and get a bucket of river water and pour it up your partner’s ass! While the water found in running streams may be fine for drinking, your body is built to handle the impurities found there when ingested normally. However, the rear end is not. Instead, boil that water (AND LET IT COOL!) beforehand. Then and only then should you pour it up your partner’s ass. Then she can release it (in an appropriate place of course), effectively cleaning the anal cavity at least somewhat.

For some (and you know who you are you perverts!) this may be just as pleasurable as actual anal sex, so always be on the lookout for ways to make it most enjoyable for your partner.

#3 – The Tail.

Ah yes, the part you’ve been waiting for. Our Khajiit lovers are built with the most beautiful appendage of all – the furry tail. (Readers of the Tails of the Argonian may disagree, but they can get their own Anal Sex pointers.) However, it’s important to ALWAYS remember that this is an extension of the backbone. As such, it lies perilously close to the sphincter. While other tailless races don’t have this obstacle, our lovers do and it is our duty to understand and respect their physical differences. It is simply a very rare Khajiit that actually enjoys anal sex. An informal poll of our girls here at the Tails shows only 3 (of about 20) have ever engaged in it. Of those three, 2 enjoyed it, and the other reports she did it for her lover and it “wasn’t too bad.”

So, even if you dream of ravaging your kitty’s hindquarters, most likely you will find that she either isn’t interested or will do it just for you on rare occasions. You must accept this. Sometimes your fantasies just shouldn’t be realized. Typically you can still share them with her using some manual stimulation even if you can’t stuff your cock up her bum. Obviously fingers are much smaller and more subtle (except in very rare cases!). If you’re among the very lucky few whose lover either enjoys or accepts you in this way, do NOT attempt to perform this from the so-called ‘doggy style’ position. In the heat of your passion you may hurt her seriously due to the tail. Best to keep her on top so she can maintain control in whatever orientation she prefers. Also, unless she has specifically requested it, do not tug on her tail. Our ladies report that it’s nearly always a turn-off. (However, as with most things, there are variants.)

#4 – Lubrication.

This simply can’t be repeated often enough. Do not go in dry. You will hurt your kitty and it won’t feel good anyway.

Those adventurers of ours have very special methods of dispensing justice for anyone who hurts our Khajiits in this way. It involves an unusually long spike. More of a pole actually. Those who have had this form of justice administered have never yet mentioned that they found the experience pleasurable even though it certainly stimulated their prostate.

As for the lube itself, any sterile oil should suffice. Some readers have reported good success with leaving Dragon’s Breath mead to boil down till it is reduced to the consistency of pudding.

Application should be applied both to your erect member and to your lover’s tail-hole. There is no such thing as too much lube in this case. If she’s really into it, you might even want to inject her with some extra beforehand. (Note – do not use the same tube used during the douching process!)

#5 – Oral-Anal stimulation.

If you and your partner are comfortable with this act, it is best done after the douche and before the lubrication. Obviously cleanliness is the key to making this a pleasurable experience, and remember that the anus is not a vagina. No matter how pleasurable it may be for her, it will not self-lubricate (no matter what your other ‘sources’ may indicate). However, in our experience, even if she doesn’t allow full on anal sex, this taboo act can get her purring like no other! Another thing to be aware of while you’re ‘down there’. Did you know the base of the tail is an extremely errogenous zone for your Khajiit? It’s true. So, if you’re going down there orally anyway, why not make the trip the rest of the way to the Tail Base One? You (and she!) will be glad you did.

#6 – Once Inside.

Okay, you’ve followed all the advice, your kitty likes (or at least accepted) your back-door advances, you’ve completed all the preliminaries, and at last you’re inside your lover’s poop chute.

Might as well revel in it, you’re in the shit now. Just remember, you wanted to be here! Your path should be well lubed and you’ve managed to get past that muscular gateway. It should come as no surprise that the key is go slow! Her rectum simply isn’t built for you to slam away at it. You really don’t want to hurt her here. She took you up her ass – that fact alone should be enough to get you off. You should not need to pound her into Oblivion or break her tailbone now. This is enough. Slow strokes and be ever-alert for any hints of pain from her. She loves you and she’s doing this for you. Respect that and get the hell out if there’s any sign she’s not comfortable.

Granted that at best right now she feels like she’s taking a dump that keeps coming back. Fortunately there are (rare) Khajiit women that like that feeling, but odds are you haven’t got one.

Enjoy her with care and don’t be dejected if she asks you to take it out before you’ve come. Remember, she’s not built for that. You’ve already achieved a sexual adventure that most can only dream of. If, on the other hand, she’s so into it that she let’s you finish inside, try and keep control as much as possible. You’re instincts are going to push you to slam it home. You should be able to ‘home’ it, but no slamming allowed! Congratulations, you are the 1%! Be sure to write to us!

#7 – Exit Strategy.

Whether you’ve been asked to back out, or if you’ve managed to complete the act in her most personal of orifices, you’re still not done. Except in the most rare of cases (unknown to us at the Tails but we must assume it’s possible), she hasn’t come yet. If you had to leave early, you’re in luck! The normal path still lays open to you. If not, time to get your tongue limbered up.

But if you are planning to resume activities in the womb room, clean it up first. Okay, if you’ve followed this advice, it’s not bad. But it’s still worth a trip to the sink first. Also, use soap or oil on it to clean it well. Ask her to help, she may be more than willing! Then you can get back to the task at hand. She just let you inside her tail hole stud! Whether or not you came there, she deserves some compensation. Be the best you can be. If she wants your tongue to explore her slowly, do that. If she wants you to bang her pussy like a punching bag with your man meat, get to work Rocky. She deserves whatever she wants now and it’s your job to give it to her. If possible, don’t let her go before you make her come. This is the key to future encounters with her. Make her remember it with pleasure.

#8 – What to do if you hurt her.

Run. Run and never look back. Never touch a Khajiit woman again and don’t show your face in Skyrim again. You may survive this yet! While we pay our enforcement people large amounts of money to carry out justice against anyone who harms a female Khajiit (bandits excepted), they rarely go beyond the borders of Skyrim. Though they have been known to do so. It seems they particularly enjoy carrying out your specific punishment for some reason. Also it appears to be the female warriors that are most likely to pursue you to the ends of Tamriel too. So if you do fail to escape, you can at least feel some consolation in the beauty of your executioner before she performs the ULTIMATE rectal exam.

#9 – Aftermath.

Was it worth it? That’s a question only you and your lover can judge. Most Khajiit lovers are perfectly fine without ever straying into this uncharted territory. But, if you’ve followed all of these suggestions, you and your Khajiit should now be peacefully laying back (well, she may be laying on her front) and thinking about the experience. You can even ask her if she would like you to clean her up down there. If your level of intimacy has reached this level, there is likely no part of her body forbidden to you. Use that intimacy. Give her a backrub. (No pun intended – she’s probably had quite enough attention down there!) Massage her tail. Stroke her ears. Let her know how much it meant to you. She deserves pampering now. If she falls to sleep under your slow manipulations and begins to purr, you win.

#10 – Further advice.

We at Tails of the Khajiit are happy to provide more information and advice, but we cannot do so to just anyone in Skyrim. We offer this ongoing service only to female Khajiits between the ages of 18 and 35. (Of note, if the applicant actually enjoys anal sex, an exception to the age restrictions may be made – but only on the high side!) Offers of employment in our modelling role may also be made to applicants should they be unusually extroverted in temperament.

Krris #14 – Epilogue

Krris and Ubergard were seldom seen for a few days after that. They would ask for their breakfast to be set outside their door, come out to make their security rounds in mid afternoon, and retreat to her room shortly after dark. Yet when they did emerge, laughing and touching each other in a way that only the most intimate of couples will do, Muz-Ra would look away. As the days went on, Ubergard began to notice this, even if no one else did. One day she happened across Muz-Ra near her room and asked speak to her for a minute. Muz-Ra nodded and ushered the giantess into her room, closing the door behind her.
“What is it Red? You barely talk to me anymore. You don’t talk to Krris at all. Did we offend you in some way?” Muz-Ra looked away. “I’m sorry Uber. Of course not. I love you both. But… I’m going to be moving out of Castle Kitty.” “WHAT? No Red, you don’t need to move out! Stay with us!”
“I… can’t,” she replied with the sadness so evident on her face Ubergard was hard pressed not to hug her and tell her everything would be alright. “Why not? If it’s something we’ve done we’ll stop! I know we’ve been pretty obvious about our affair. We can stop that.” Muz-Ra shook her head, looking away again. Suddenly Ubergard understood completely.
“You fell in love with him didn’t you?” Muz-Ra looked back at her, unable to speak but nodding her head. “Oh Red, I’m sorry,” Ubergard said and hugged her friend to her chest. “I’m so sorry.” “You warned me…” Muz-Ra choked.
“I did, didn’t I? He’s damned easy to love.” “I can’t stand it Ubergard. I can’t stand to see the two of you together. I thought I could. Oh Uber, I don’t hate you! I don’t hate either of you. But I can’t stay here.” Ubergard nuzzled her good friend of years. “No. You can’t. I’ll miss you Red. We ALL will. Probably Kitty most of all. She needs your light-hearted nature Red. But no, you must go. Where will you go?”
“Back to the Tails if they’ll have me. I… I’ve been thinking about the Jarl’s proposal too. When he comes back I might…” Ubergard nodded and hugged her tightly again before they stood up. “Thank you for all you gave us, Red. You gave more than you ever anticipated.” “I want him so bad, Uber! Why is that? I’ve had so many men before. Why this one?” “No idea. You’re the wise, experienced one remember?”
“Well your wise, experienced friend fucked this up royally,” Muz-Ra croaked. Ubergard held her for a long time. “Yeah,” she admitted. “You did Red. You fucked up.” Finally she released her smaller friend, “Will you come back to visit?” Muz-Ra nodded, again speechless for a moment. “I’ll miss you Uber. I’ll miss all of you so much!”
“I can never thank you enough for your sacrifice Red, but if it helps, you did a hell of a job with him. He’s my passionate lion now.” Muz-Ra winced at those words, recalling her own similar phrase and fell to her knees, “I… I wouldn’t do it again.” “What?” “They alway say, ‘If I had it to do over again…’,” Muz-Ra said huskily. “I wouldn’t Uber. I wouldn’t do it again. I wish I’d never touched him.”
Ubergard held her friend as she repeated “I wouldn’t… I wouldn’t…” She held Muz-Ra till the other calmed down and assured her she was okay. She made Ubergard promise not to tell Krris though. Finally Ubergard left her friend and returned to her own room and her waiting lover where she said nothing about it. And Muz-Ra slept alone. She moved out the next day back to the Tails, where she stayed till the Jarl returned, finally moving in permanently to Dragon’s Reach.
The End of ‘Krris’.

Krris #13

Both Muz-Ra and Krris rose late the next morning, and it was obvious to all at breakfast that they had both taken a long bath together. After breakfast, Ubergard looked worried as they began their sparring. “Krris, do I need to worry about you… and Red?” Krris laughed, “No, I don’t think so Uber. I think we’re good. Why?” “You just seem a bit different this morning. More relaxed. If I didn’t know better…”
“What?” “I’d say you and Muz-Ra…” “Ubergard, if you insist I’ll tell you all about it. But you can believe me when I say that Red is the best friend you or I’ve ever had.” “No. Best not. Let’s fight instead!”
They finished their workout and went back to the bath. This time, Krris was watching the way her body moved openly, with an interest she hadn’t seen in him before the other day. He also seemed no longer embarrassed about the erection he had developed and she decided not to tease him about it. “You were slow today, Krris.” “My heart wasn’t in it. I’m sorry. But last night I had what you can call a major revelation. A breakthrough you might say.”
“Oh? Well, that sounds good!” “It was good. But I need to change my accomodations tonight.” “That much eh? You’re done sleeping with Red then?” “Yes, Uber. I’m done sleeping with Red.”
“Well, I can’t say I’m not glad. I love Red like a sister, but I was feeling a little jealous.” “I know Uber. I can’t say I love her like a sister, but in my own way, I do too. But I’m not moving back to my old room.” “No?” Ubergard asked, brightening up at what she anticipated was coming. “No Ubergard. I know I’ve not been very… loving with you. You know I had that thing with Udaran. Well that’s over now. Well and truly over. Ubergard, if you want me like I want you, I’d like to move in with you tonight.”
“Well! That’s pretty bold of you, don’t you think? Maybe you shouldn’t make such assumptions without asking first!” Krris was taken aback. He assumed she would welcome this. “No? I’m sorry Uber, I just… well… I’m sorry. I’ll move back into my room instead.” “That’s right, you will. I’m not a toy to play with when you feel you want me, Krris. We all know how Red is. I’m just not her Krris.” He nodded, though she noticed his eyes only barely left her breasts and she smiled inside. She might technically be a virgin herself, but she knew the Game. He would never be satisfied for long with a woman that bent over at his merest whim. Besides which that simply wasn’t her style.
She looked at him, pointing up to her eyes. He moved his eyes up slowly, guiltily. “Oh, now you have the wrong idea. Come here, you damned… MAN!” she said, and pulled him to her breasts, this time forcing one into his mouth. “Suck on this.” Under her towering head, he did as he was commanded.
She revelled in the feeling. It had been a while since she had had any physical affection. She felt herself melting and moved him to her other teat. “Oh my God Krris, that feels so good.” “Mrrrph” he mumbled, though she felt his lips pull back in a smile. She released him, finding herself panting.
“Now who’s the aggressive one?” Krris laughed. “Well, I might let you visit my room later…” she admitted. “I’ll be there!” Krris said, climbing up out of the pool, his manhood standing at attention. Ubergard found herself fascinated.
“And bring that with you!” Ubergard said, appreciating his engorgement. “All for you, Uber, it’s all yours.” Ubergard crawled out of the pool like an alligator stalking its prey. “Hey! Careful with that!” Ubergard smiled and felt a deep satisfaction, marred only by her current unrequited horniness. But that would be solved soon enough. She restrained her urge to take him in her mouth though. “Best not be too aggressive!” she thought, and tried to put all thoughts of sex out of her mind until later when it could do some good. Yet suddenly her future seemed a whole lot brighter, and she knew she had Muz-Ra to thank for it.
That night passed slowly for Ubergard and Krris. Delightfully slowly. It turned out that Muz-Ra’s prediction wasn’t quite right, Ubergard thought to herself. He’d barely lasted 10 minutes. But he recovered very quickly and was soon at it again, so the result was even better! But even the mighty feline stamina of a horny young Khajiit couldn’t last forever and sometime after midnight he’d given up his last. It was then that she discovered his amazing oral talents and another kind of stamina that actually did surpass her own. She wasn’t sure if she had finally fallen asleep or if the term ‘passed out’ would be more appropriate for her loss of consciousness under his relentless but gentle lips and tongue. She knew only that she had faded away with his hands under her ass, strongly lifting her sex to his mouth, and his whiskers stimulating the insides of her legs. She had definitely met her match and it was the happiest defeat she had ever known.

Krris #12

Krris’ words of thanks continued as if in slow motion above her as Muz-Ra felt him stiffening. She felt a wetness that was not her own dribble across her nub like a tear for what could be. Could have been. Because she knew if she made this mistake, Krris and Ubergard’s relationship would be tainted forever, not to mention her own with Ubergard. She would have taken his virginity no matter how it was defined, and Ubergard would find out about that.

Her eyes misted up in an imitation of that tear. It was the hardest thing she had ever not done. All her life she’d spent in pursuit of this feeling. “If it feels good, do it!” was her motto. But not anymore. Some things are better left not done, she realized. For the first time in her life, she resisted the urge to take her lover inside her. With a quick shudder of resolution, she opened her eyes and looked into his.

When he saw the sadness in her eyes, Krris was suddenly confused. Such was the crude sensitivity of the male condition that he never realized how close he physically was to heaven and hell.

But her words came out with just the slightest quiver. “Just see to it she never does.” she croaked with emotion he didn’t understand.

“Now Krris, I want to feel your tongue.”

Krris extended his tongue for her to feel, not quite understanding.

She wasn’t sure how long her willpower could take the mounting pressure as she felt him beginning to throb against her clit, and she responded hastily, “No, silly! Get down there. Lick me you fool!” Her words reflected her normal lewd but good-natured humor; but the tone almost sounded angry to Krris.

Krris’ eyes grew wide. “Muz-Ra, that’s really getting physical don’t you think?”

Muz-Ra howled, knowing that true sex between them was less than a half inch away and getting closer with every heartbeat. Soon she would have no willpower left at all and would grab his ass and force that deliciously hard cock into herself. His recovery time was incredibly fast! But this damn Khajiit seemed to be ignorant of just how close he was.

“Fuck physical,” she croaked with too much emphasis, “You just exploded all over my face and boobs. Now I want your tongue on my clit, and I want it now. It’s time for payback, you lion. And you’d better be good too!”

“If you insist!” he laughed, sliding down towards her sex.

For an instant she felt the most intimate of physical connections as he slid downward between her legs and his glans passed directly over her most sensitive part. She shuddered as her muscles practically screamed for her to take him in. But the moment passed with him totally ignorant, and her willpower had been sufficient in the end. Barely.

She nearly came when he stopped on his way down to suckle at her tits. That was an unexpected but much appreciated liberty he took! His long whiskers tickled her as she felt his rough tongue play over her nipples, and she knew that it would take very little to send her over the edge once he made his way down to her bottom.

Surely a little oral release was due her, she thought when at last he softly applied his tongue to her down there. At least she deserved that much.

Krris was good. For an inexperienced male, he was very good. Muz-Ra did throw a few tips his way though. The rough tongue of a Khajiit, she knew, could be a blessing or a curse depending on how it was wielded. But Krris knew how to be gentle, if not talented. By the end of that night he had learned to wield it very well.

Even Muz-Ra learned that she could come to orgasm by the simple application of a happily purring Khajiit’s throat in the right location. Not all Khajiits purred, she knew. But this one did. And, at least in one way, Muz-Ra and Krris had kept their promise. They had not fucked. That they could honestly say, though only Muz-Ra ever knew how close a thing it had been. Beyond that, it was best to stay silent.

They fell asleep with Krris’ glistening face laying betwen Muz-Ra’s legs and using her most private area as a pillow – holding her, in a sense, as she had held him all through the previous nights.

Later on, his breath – slow and warm across her pussy along with his deep rumbling purr – aroused her late at night. She tried but failed to let him sleep while she rubbed herself, but he awoke at her movements and gratefully resumed his slow, catlike lapping further down her curve until she shuddered, gave him a happy satisfied smile and they both went back to sleep.

It had been, she later reflected with a bit of sadness, the most pleasurable night she had ever experienced without actually fucking. But she would never again touch Krris in a sexual way, and she would never know what it was to have him inside her.

But that came later. This night, she slept with a large purring male cat’s head nestled between her legs after having exhausted herself with orgasms, and it was damn nice.

Krris #11

Slowly his consciousness returned. Wonderfully slowly. When he opened his eyes, it felt like a lifetime had passed. She still held his balls, massaging them slowly and gently as he came back to awareness and realized he was still stroking himself as well, as if to wring the last bit of pleasure from his body and give it to her. He found he was afraid to look down though.

“Been a long voyage, sailor?” she asked from beneath him wetly.

Well, at least she still had her sense of humor, he thought.

“Sorry, Red. I couldn’t help myself.”

Muz-Ra laughed. “Of course you couldn’t. You’re male, silly. It’s in the nature of the beast, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. But do me a favor and give me that towel. Try as I might, I can’t get all this with my tongue.”

When she had cleaned herself off sufficiently, she sat back down and lazily sucked a finger clean, teasing Krris.

“Not exactly ‘no physical touch’ I guess,” Krris said sheepishly.

“No. I guess not. But I think we’re probably done here Krris.”

“Done?”

“Yes Krris. You obviously are over your infatuation. You threw that magazine away long before you came on me. No, that one was inspired by your lust for me, obviously. And what a ‘one’ it was! You must have a prostate the size of a grapefruit!”

“Just pent up I guess. Sorry abou…”

“Oh please Krris,” Muz-Ra said, climbing on top of him, “Stop being sorry and start loving yourself! I haven’t been splattered like that in ages! Bless the Jarl but he doesn’t have that in him. Of course, my regular visits don’t really let him build up anything like that either I guess. It was lovely, Krris. Gross and lovely at the same time. That pretty much describes the male condition, I think. But if you spend much more time with me, I will regret losing you to Ubergard. It’s time for her to take over.”

Krris looked at her with sad eyes. “You’re right Red… Muz-Ra. I could fall in love with you.”

“I know. Me too. We’d best prevent that.”

“I’ll remember these nights, Muz-Ra,” he said, taking the lead and swapping positions with her.

“Damn right you will!”

Kriss had gotten very comfortable with physical contact between the two by now. However, he couldn’t quite ignore feeling her wetness when he realized his soft manhood was now resting against her own warm sex. But he ignored it.

“Red, I’ll never forget you, you know. What you’ve done for me. And even if Ubergard never knows the details of what you’ve done for me – for us, she’ll always appreciate it anyway.”

Momentarily Muz-Ra closed her eyes, feeling the unexpected touch of his penis between her legs. She hadn’t reached her orgasm, and now he was so close. This was the moment she’d most feared. In the blink of an eye she saw it all. She knew she could re-awaken his arousal with a light touch at just the right place, and she knew damn well where that place was. Hell, he was already growing, his erection returning with a speed she’d never experienced before. The barest shift of her hips and he would be inside already. She could have him now, truly. He couldn’t stop himself. She could have him inside her and feel those powerful muscles pump her into paradise.

She would feel him pulse his love into her and collapse on top of her, pressing her breasts with his heaving weight as instinct would take over his body as well as her own. It would be an accident. Hell, he’d probably blame himself, self-deprecating bastard. This was the razor’s edge she had both feared and longed for, all realized in a heartbeat. And he was oblivious. It would be so easy. He would roar her name again, but this time she would feel it to her soul, and she would roar back.

Krris #8

Krris awoke, and realized Muz-Ra wasn’t with him and holding him. Apparently she had risen before him. He was a little surprised that he missed that, but the scent of her was still in the room and on his body, so he washed and dressed and went to breakfast where Muz-Ra and Ubergard were talking in quiet voices. He stopped just out of sight when he heard them, wondering what they were talking about.

He heard Muz-Ra’s voice, quiet but easily discernible.

“…not all of them. They have an awfully wide range of body types, you know.”

“So I’ve heard. But I thought that part was supposed to have some sort of spiky things.”

“Some do, some don’t. I think it’s just the unusual nature of those with them that gets all the rumors going. I prefer without myself, but I’m easily stimulated.”

“I like his. It’s cute. It makes me so…”

He decided this would be a good time to make his entrance before he heard too much. They turned to him with wide grins as he walked into the room and he couldn’t stop his tail from bushing out.

“Good morning Krris!” Ubergard greeted him happily.

That enthusiasm he didn’t expect. “Good morning Ubergard. Good morning Red.” Where’s everyone else?

Muz-Ra laughed. “Krris, it’s 11 o’clock! Cheetah and Udaran went to the Tails for a photo shoot. The others have gone into town long ago.”

“Eleven o’clock?! I’m so sorry Uber! I’ll go make the rounds right now!”

“Relax, Krris. I’ve already done it. I understand you were up late last night.”

Krris shot a worried look at Muz-Ra.

“Don’t worry Krris. I want and need no details. But I understand things are going well?”

“Yes, I think so anyway.”

“Red does too,” Ubergard said, nodding to Muz-Ra. “But I would like to get some weapons practice in. Are you up for some sparring again?”

“Definitely! Let’s go. I’m feeling a bit… aggressive. I should work that out.”

Later…

“So, have I worked out that aggressiveness you were talking about earlier?” Ubergard asked, standing over Krris as he lay flat on his back at her feet.

“Never!” he laughed, then winced. “But… maybe for now.”

She helped him get to his feet.

“Would you consider sharing a bath?”

It wasn’t the first time they had shared a bath after a particularly strenuous workout, but it had always been somewhat uncomfortable for him before. Now he found himself looking forward to a bath with this woman who regularly trounced him in their practices.

“Yes, please! It will help with healing the bruises.”

“You know I never hold back, Krris.”

“..and you know I’d never have it any other way. One day though.”

As they climbed the steps to the small pool by the lover’s tree outside, Krris found he couldn’t help but anticipate seeing Ubergard’s body again. Had he always been this interested in seeing her naked before?

“Aggressiveness has it’s place, Krris,” Ubergard was saying as she took off her boots, “But you need to moderate that with patience. You are already better than I am with a sword. I beat you only because I could count on you to make the first move.”

Krris followed her appreciatively as they stepped into the pool.

“Well, the size of your axe might have something to do with that too!” he protested.

“That’s tr…OH!!! Damn this never gets any easier!” Ubergard screeched as she lowered herself into the too-cool water.

“Plus, you never seem to get tired,” Krris went on, knowing full well that the temperature was doing him no favors in the maleness department and happy to get himself out of view.

“Oh, I get tired alright. I’ll need to tell you the story of my battle with Sampson sometime. He wore me out completely, and he’s a human!”

“How did he manage that?”

“Speed. Dodging. He used the weight of my axe against me. Every time I swung it, he would just waste my energy by getting out of it’s way. You try to parry my blows, and you should. But he was fast. He was completely out of my arc before I began. Then it was all I could do to reverse the swing and parry his return attack. And he did it in full armor mind you!”

“Do you think I could do that?”

“Not at this point, Krris. He’s got muscles like you wouldn’t believe. Don’t feel bad, you’ve not had his years of training. But you are smaller than he was too and that should make it easier for you.Tomorrow, let’s try with me as the aggressor. But instead of trying to parry my attacks, see if you can get out of the weapon’s range completely. It will be a good goal. We’ll keep with the light armor. That’ll help.”

“I’d really like to become a match for you someday.”

Ubergard smiled at him as she climbed out of the bath. “I’d like that too!”

Krris looked at her in confusion, then understood the unintended double entendre. “Oh! I’m working on it.”

Ubergard bent to pick up something underneath the bench when she heard him behind her. Turning around, she saw him looking at her. No, not her – he was staring straight at her ass with a look she’d not seen before. She’d never noticed him stealing glances like that before. She also noticed something else unusual… something unusually hard.

She laughed with joy inside, but put on a stern face before confronting him…

Krris #7

“Watch you? Watch you do what?”

“What do you think silly? Do you think only you people with penises do it to yourselves? Not so. The Jarl is gone to Solitude for a month and I’m horny as hell. I can’t fuck you, Krris, but I sure as hell can get myself off. After last night, I’m aching to. And I want you to watch.”

“You want me to watch you…”

“Masturbate Krris. There’s a word for it and you can say it. Yes, I do. It won’t bother me. Hell I’ll get off on having you watch honestly. But I also want you to understand that there is no shame in this. I’m a sexual being too, Krris, and my intimate friend isn’t available. So yeah, I masturbate. Because it feels damn good.”

And with that, Muz-Ra closed her eyes and her thoughts turned to lust as she let herself go. Krris watched, fascinated. He hadn’t known women did this, but the practiced fingers that Muz-Ra demonstrated proved otherwise. For a little while, he felt like some naughty voyeur, watching her. But then Muz-Ra’s eyes opened and locked on his as she continued. Her mouth parted as she took in husky breaths, but when he moved closer, she held up a somewhat wet finger and wagged it at him.

“No no no. We (huff) mustn’t go over the line. (huff) Keep your hands to yourself. But… (huff) if you want to use your hands on yourself, (huff) be my guest!”

Then she resumed her own stimulation.

Krris looked down at himself. It was standing like a little sword! But as her breaths became faster and more pronounced, he found he couldn’t look away from her.

At last, as her peak came she screamed, “Oh fuck it!” and she grabbed his hand, forcing it over her breast as her own hand shot back to where it had been to bring her over the edge. He needed no prompting but smiled and kneaded her breasts as she rode the waves back to earth. He knew when she needed his stimulation no longer, but he kept his hand cupped over her breast anyway, feeling the border where the scales yielded to the areola and nipple as her breathing returned to normal.

They lay together side by side for a whiile as she calmed down.

“Do… do you think Ubergard does that too?” Krris ventured.

Muz-Ra turned her head to look at him. “Does a bear shit in the woods? (huff) Yes, Krris. Ubergard does that too. Well, probably not as expertly as I do, but I’m sure she manages somehow. Nothing for you tonight?”

Krris looked at her quizzically. “Nothing for me? What do you mean?”

“You can too, you know. If you want. No pressure.”

“Oh. No, I don’t think I’m ready for that yet. But…”

“… the desire is there? Good. That’s enough. And I notice you’re not exactly soft either. Very good. Your body will demand it in time, Krris. Don’t be alone when it does. Let me share it with you. Like you shared mine tonight.”

“You know, you said I shouldn’t touch you, Red.”

Muz-Ra smiled up at him, her legs still splayed obscenely apart. “I lied again I guess. Hey, I’m only flesh and blood. But really, no matter what I say, be my strength there if I get too wild. If we fuck, it will hurt Ubergard and the Jarl too. I don’t want to do that. But I do lose control sometimes. Don’t let me do anything I’ll regret.”

“You want me to be the voice of moderation here?” Krris asked. “You’re the doctor!”

“A doctor wouldn’t have done that. I’m no doctor. I’m just a horny friend of yours, who gets carried away sometimes. But I don’t want to hurt anyone, Krris. I want to help you. It’s a fine line we walk. We need to be careful.”

“Okay, but remember, I’m just a horny male too. I do think this is going to work, but at some point, I’m going to need some restraint too.”

“We’ll help each other,” Muz-Ra said, shaking his hand in a pact. A wet hand he couldn’t help but notice.

They lay down to go to sleep, with Muz-Ra snuggling up to Krris, her hand resuming it’s warm grip on him below his balls as he tried to relax and stop thinking of what he just saw.

“You’re hard,” she commented lazily and wiggled him around a bit. “If you feel the need, don’t let me stop you. Goodnight Krris.”

“Goodnight Red.”

Of course he couldn’t sleep. And he couldn’t help but notice that the hand that held him was wet too. Even his own hand held the gentle scent of Muz-Ra’s passion. He wondered if she’d done that on purpose. She was crafty like that. It wasn’t long before the Argonian was once again breathing deeply in a sound sleep beside him, but it was quite a while before he managed to join her.

Eventually he dreamed, not of Udaran, but of someone far less furry. Her scent was all around him, yet her face wasn’t visible. But he hugged her tightly to himself. It was a good dream.

Krris #6

Within a few minutes, she was breathing deeply and he realized that she really was sleeping. He felt the rise and fall of her breasts and couldn’t help his thoughts. But eventually they too calmed down and began to relax. He tried to take her hand away once, but she stirred and lazily put it back. “No, my friend. I will hold this for you tonight.” “Why? Are you afraid I will touch myself?”
Her eye’s opened a bit as she looked at him. “Are you kidding? That’s practically the goal! No, I’m holding you because I love to hold your cock honestly. But beyond that, you need to get used to sharing yourself with others. If you and Uber are going to be together, you need to come to the realization that your body is hers to enjoy as well as your own. Now try and go to sleep.” Yet it was as if, as soon as he accepted that she was not going to release him, he was finally able accept her touch and actually drifted off to sleep.
As the night wore on and both truly slept, their positions changed occasionally, but always Muz-Ra would find and hold him again. She would awaken just enough to find that part of him and then go back to sleep. By the end of the night, Krris had come to find it comforting and would help her to recover it without thinking.
Early in the morning, Krris awoke to find her still holding him, but he had grown hard. Of course, he had to go to the lavatory. That was surely the reason for his erection, but erect he was, and in the grasp of a another. Even if she was not the woman he wanted to hold him, nor the woman he had longed dreamed of holding him, it was still a first. Muz-Ra felt him stir and awoke as well. “Nice erection, Krris,” she said quietly, her eyes still nearly closed while she stroked him slowly. “Oh yes, nice indeed! You grow a lot. But you’ll have to go do your business, I know. Go ahead. But come back to bed when you’re done please.”
“Why, more ‘training’?” Krris asked without irony, extricating himself from her as he rose. “No. You’re warm. I like warm.” He did come back and found himself snuggling back against Muz-Ra, happy for her warmth too. She resumed her gentle hold on him and he smiled internally as he went back to sleep, barely concious that he was also touching her breast.
They both woke properly later, got dressed and went to breakfast. Muz-Ra took cooking duties as usual when she was staying at Castle Kitty. When breakfast was over, they all sat talking with Kitty’s new dancing pupil, Illdi taking the seat right of Kitty herself. “Another excellent breakfast Red,” Kitty said. “But I must say the presentation was a bit unusual.” “Oh yes!” their guest spoke up. “Boiled quail eggs and sausage. Excellent! Though it was odd to have the gravy on the plate at the other end of the sausage.”
“Oh, you know me. Always trying out new arrangements. Well, glad you liked it anyway!” Udaran snickered along with her lover Cheetah, both of whom had recognized Muz-Ra’s joke immediately but had kept it to themselves. “What?” asked Illdi of the two. “Tell you later,” Cheetah promised, glancing at Udaran with a glint in her eyes.
“Oops!” Muz-Ra said, having dropped Krris’ empty goblet as she was cleaning up and bent to pick it up. The view from Krris’ position at the end of the table was far, far too explicit to be accidental. Slapping his face with her tail to get his attention probably didn’t help the subterfuge much either. “Red!” he hissed, but she just turned around and smiled at him innocently before straightening back up.
Krris was relieved when breakfast was over and he was happily out walking the grounds with Ubergard again. “I notice you’re not wearing your mantle much these days.” Ubergard turned towards him with a worried look. “You don’t approve?” “Oh, it’s not my place to approve or disapprove. You’re the boss.” “I thought it might… well… I thought you might like it better.” “Uber, the more I see of you, the more I like it!” “Well good! Then I’ll leave the mantle off unless I need it. For you.” The rest of the day passed uneventfully, though it was obvious that Ubergard was a bit troubled. Krris could tell she was actively resisting asking him any questions, which he appreciated as he wasn’t sure he wanted to answer them. However, that night they parted with a strong hug and a nuzzle as he retreated to Muz-Ra’s room again and he felt their relationship was growing closer anyway.
“Not very subtle this morning Red!” “No one has ever accused me of being too subtle, Krris. Now here’s what I think,” Muz-Ra explained as he got undressed and climbed into the bed with her. “Isn’t it sort of counterproductive? To explain what you’re doing with your patient?” “Oh, I don’t think so anyway. Sure, I loved holding you all night last night, but other than my own enjoyment, I think it’s good for you to know what I’m doing and why I’m doing it too. See, I think you have really two problems. One is that you’ve associated Udaran so long with your own sexual pleasure that your brain connects the two and nothing else. But there’s another issue. I think you’ve never properly associated sex as a social act.
She shifted to lay fully on her back, then continued, "You’ve been alone so long, you think you’re supposed to be alone. Well you’re not, Krris. And I think you’ll find that out. Its tons more fun when someone else shares it with you. Even if we can’t engage fully, I want you to learn that. It’s not something to be ashamed of, nor something to treat as some mystical thing. It’s just something fun to do, and sharing is…” “Half the fun?” “Yeah! It’s half the fun! So I have an idea. It’s going to seem strange to you at first, but I want you to watch me.”

Krris #5

Later that night found Ubergard and Krris sparring as they usually did a few times a day. However, Ubergard had requested they spar in light armor for a change, so Krris was donned in leather armor while Ubergard had removed the heavy protective mantle around her neck. “So,” Ubergard said when they were resting afterwards. “I understand you’ll be sleeping in Red’s room for a while?” Ubergard heard the rumble in his throat before he nodded, “Told you that did she?” Ubergard spun on the Khajiit. “Now don’t you be stupid, Krris. We live in the same castle. It’s not like I wouldn’t have noticed.” “You’re right, of course,” sighed the Khajiit. “How much did she tell you?”
“No details, and that’s fine. Nothing but that you have a problem, and you’re doing this for me.” Krris looked up into the eyes that seemed to tower above him. “It’s true. I… I really do like you… a lot. But I screwed myself up somehow, and she thinks she can help me.” Ubergard smiled down at him. “I like you too. A lot. You do whatever she asks, Krris.” “No matter what?” he asked. Ubergard looked at him seriously. “Krris, no matter what. I want us to be more than just sparring partners. If you want that too, then yes. Anything. But if you don’t…”
Krris hugged her fiercely, his face buried in her boobs but without embarrassment. “I do, Ubergard. I want that more than anything in the world.” “Careful kitten, I’m getting aroused. I might smother you!” “Kitten? She told you that too!?” “Hey, I’d have asked you eventually. And you’re no kitten, Krris. You’re my lion.” “That’s better,” he said, burying his face deeper into her bosom.
The two stood there, neither wanting to let go and their embrace continued for a long time, not saying anything but loving the feeling of the other’s body against them. Ubergard felt renewed confidence that this little Khajiit really did want her, and that made her feel very warm inside. For his part, Krris felt the same. He felt he belonged with this person, even if she did tower over him. And there could be no denying the lustful thoughts that stole over his mind as he nestled between her breasts. But he dared not act on them for fear that he could not satisfy her once she was aroused. In the back of his mind, he hoped against hope that Muz-Ra could help him. He wanted to give this giantess all the love she obviously craved from him, not to mention being able to satisfy his own desires with her.
Later that night, in Muz-Ra’s bedroom with the door firmly closed and locked… “Oh, get comfortable Krris. It’s not like we don’t know each other. We’re friends, right?” The Khajiit was nervous, that much was clear. “Krris? Look… we’ll do nothing tonight. Nothing at all. You need to be comfortable here. We might do nothing tomorrow too. I’m not a damned doctor or a prostitute.” “I know. It’s just so… obvious.” “Not tonight it’s not. Tonight we’re just going to sleep together.”
“Should I roll out a bedroll on the floor?” “Why, is my bed uncomfortable?” “Well, no. But you said no physical…” Muz-Ra sighed. “Krris… I lied. I’ve had professional training in modelling at the Tails and years of experience with men. I know what I’m doing, but I can’t do it without physical contact. As far as the outside world goes, we will do nothing physical. But inside here… what happens in here is between you and me. Forever. I’m sorry I deceived you, but we won’t fuck. I need to be able to tell that to the Jarl honestly should he ever find out anything. That much is true. You have a serious issue that I can help you with. But I need all the ‘tools’ at my disposal.” “Okay. I guess I can understand. You lied to me this morning though. I won’t back out, because I want this too much. But I don’t appreciate that.”
“I understand. I felt I had to, to get you to agree. But I promise, there is no need for concern tonight. Let’s just get used to each other. Now come on. Get in bed with me.” Muz-Ra shifted back to the far side of the bed, inviting Krris to lay down beside her. But as soon as he sat down, she said “No. No clothes. Naked.” “Naked? But you have your bikini…” “I won’t for long. Naked I said.”
Shortly he lay beside her, stiff in every way but one. When she snuggled up to him, her breath upon his ear, he turned to her. “You know, Red. I told you that in my mind, I’m… um… as turned on as any male would be.” “I know. And I want you turned on. Even if just in your head. Eventually it may translate to other parts. But this is enough for tonight.”
They lay there for awhile, saying nothing, till Muz-Ra spoke up, almost in a whisper. “Did you burn them?” It took Krris a second to understand the question. “My Tails collection? Yes, I did. It wasn’t easy.” “I know Krris. You must really want things to work between you and Ubergard.”
“I do, Red. I do.” “That’s good,” Muz-Ra said, then yawned a toothy yawn. “Goodnight Krris.” “Goodnight Red.”
Her hand found his penis and wrapped it gently. Krris froze, but eventually relaxed again as she did not try to stimulate him. She just held him. “I don’t know if I can sleep with you holding me like that,” he complained quietly. Muz-Ra opened her eye’s for a second, smiled, and snuggled closer. “That’s okay, Krris. I can.”

Krris #4

“That’s private, Ubergard,” Muz-Ra replied to the giant Argonian. “It’s between me and Krris. I’m sorry, but it has to be. He likes you, Ubergard. And he wants to do this for you. But it needs to be private.” “I don’t understand. What needs to be private?” “You’re going to have to trust me on this. He’s going to be sleeping in my room.” “Your room? Hell he can move in with me! He surely knows I’d love it. I don’t know how I can be any more obvious without sitting on his lap naked!”
“I think that would be his dearest wish, Uber. But you’ve got to let me do this. I know men in a way you don’t. I know what makes them tick. And he needs his clock fixed.” “Will you… do anything with him?” “Ubergard, I will do everything with him. Everything that is needed. That’s why I’m telling you this. He needs my help. As much as he likes you, his problem needs me.”
The giant Argonian nodded. “Well, it’s not like he’s a virgin.” Muz-Ra decided to let that comment pass. Ubergard could discover that on her own, she thought. “Then again”, she contemplated, “who knows how long that state will last?” Ubergard looked seriously at Muz-Ra, saying “As long as you promise you won’t steal him away from me in the end.”
“I do promise, Ubergard. Think of it as a kind of treatment. When it’s done, I expect you’ll have to fight him away with a stick.” “That,” Ubergard said with a smile, “I would not do. But I’d love to have the need!” Ubergard sat back down, thinking for a minute, then looked at Muz-Ra. “You know, Cheetah has a lot of experience with men too.”
“I’d thought about that. But there are problems with her. First, she does have experience – but in her case the men she’s known came to her, even chose her. They already wanted her. Second, she’s a Khajiit – too much like Udaran. And the third is Udaran herself. Cheetah’s in love with Udaran and that might cause problems,” Muz-Ra said. Then she took a deep breath, and looked away from Ubergard, as if afraid to look her in the eyes. “You know me, Uber. You’ve known me a long time, and I’m not going to lie to you now. I’m not a good person. No… Don’t interrupt. I am selfish, egotistical, loud and oversexed. I’m going to get one hell of a kick out of this. But he also does need my help, Uber. I can help him. I will help him. It’s like this is what I was born for.” “You’re wrong Red. You are all of those things, but that doesn’t make you bad. It makes you… you. Just please don’t fall in love with him. It’s awfully easy to do.” “I know. But I’ve got a man already, and you’ll have to trust me on this too – I love the Jarl, deeply. Really I do.”
“Does Krris know what you have in mind?” “No. Not exactly. But he wants to do this for you, Uber.” Ubergard smiled and stood. “Well that makes me feel a lot better, Red. I really thought he just wasn’t interested in me.” “Oh, he’s interested all right.” “That’s wonderful to know. Thank you Red, for confiding in me first. You don’t need my approval, but you have it anyway.”
Ubergard said as she stood to go, “Now I should be getting back to my work. Does he know that I know?” “Yes. I told him I would tell you. Among the three of us, I want no misunderstandings. As far as everyone else is concerned, if anyone asks, I’m asking him to keep guard over me while the Jarl’s gone.” “That’s wise.” Muz-Ra just smiled back confidently. But to herself she thought, “I hope you’re right, Uber.”
As she was walking away, Muz-Ra called to Ubergard. “Oh, and one more thing Uber… Do you know how old he is?” “Krris? I actually never asked. Why? How old is he?” Muz-Ra smiled evilly. “Well, if all goes well, you’re going to have one frisky young Khajiit on your hands for years to come!”
“Wait! Red! How old is he? I can’t judge Khajiit age very well!” “He just turned nineteen.” “NINETEEN? Oh my god, he’s a kitten! Red, I had no idea! I’m robbing the cradle!” “Give him some credit, Uber. You didn’t know because he doesn’t act like a kitten.”
A smile crept over Ubergard’s face, mimicking that on Muz-Ra’s. “Well, that’s true. Nineteen eh? That’s… interesting.” “HOURS Uber.” “What?” “He could go for HOURS.” While Khajiits don’t blush, the same can’t be said for Argonians. A flushed look came over the giantess’ features. Yet her response was simple with a smile. “Promise?” Muz-Ra laughed as her friend walked away.