The Quest for the Holy Dildo #9

“Take your clothes off K’rris and try this on. We need to get it fitted,” Ubergard asked her lover. “A kilt? You want me to wear a kilt at your wedding!?” K’rris looked at Muz-Ra incredulously. “Well sure! K’rris, I’m going to be stark naked. I don’t see what you have to complain about.” “Well first of all, I have a tail you know! My ass will be on view for the whole world to see. Not to mention my balls.” “But… they’re very nice balls K’rris!” Ubergard said, trying to be reassuring. “Besides, silly cat, we’ve got tails too you know. We’ve cut a hole for your tail,” Muz-Ra said.
“B..But… What about when I sit down?” “Oh, now you’re just being petulant. Sit carefully!” The male Khajiit looked to his giantess lover for support, but got only a lewd smile in return. “Hey, have you seen the outfits she wants us to wear?” “Yeah, but… you’re used to that sort of thing… kinda. Aren’t you? From doing those Tails photo shoots?” “Well, yeah. But, you’re naked now…” “That’s different. You’ve both seen me naked before.” “K’rris,” Ubergard put on her stern face. “You’re going to wear a kilt and that’s all I want to hear about it. After all Red’s done for us, I insist.” He looked to Muz-Ra, who only nodded.
“I’ll wear the damned thing,” K’rris finally relented. “That’s right, you will. Now, put it on so we can see how it fits.” K’rris wriggled into the kilt, keeping his tail as flat against his legs as he could. A problem soon became obvious, though, and it was not his tail. “Is this a joke Red? Do you really want me walking around your wedding with my schlong poking out?!” K’rris asked sincerely. “I hadn’t thought… but now that you mention it…” Muz-Ra mused for a moment. “OH! I see!” Ubergard said with a nod. “It’s on backwards. That’s the tail hole. Turn it around.“
Soon they had the problem resolved, though K’rris was still complaining of the lack of underwear, which the two Argonians ignored completely. "Hmm… What do you think, Red?” Ubergard asked while appraising the look of her lover in the unusual garb. “I need to see it in the light. Come outside K’rris. Let’s see it in the sun.” The three walked outside to the balcony, K’rris keeping the kilt in place with his hands against any stray gusts of wind.
The two walked around him, examining and tugging bits of the cloth. “The color looks fine.” “Don’t you think, maybe, it could be a little longer?” K’rris asked hopefully. “Actually, I was thinking a little shorter. What do you think Red?” “Well, it would be great if his balls were peeking out just a little bit.” “WHAT?!”
Muz-Ra smiled. “Yeah, and a bit of ass cheek in the back.” “Nonono!” K’rris complained. “Nevermind! The length is fine!” “I don’t suppose we could go back to having that cock-hole?” Ubergard spoke up for K’rris this time. “Red, you’ve got him in a dress with no underwear. I think that’s probably as far as we should go.” “Oh, alright. Okay, you can take it off now K’rris. Just give me a second to give it a little alteration.”
After the alteration was made, they had him put it back on again. “Wait,” Muz-Ra said, puzzled as her and Ubergard threaded K’rris’ tail through the kilt. “Hmmm…” Ubergard said. “It looked fine there before. Where’d the extra drape go?” Muz-Ra turned to the front of the kilt. “Ah HA! He’s got an erection!” “Sorry.” “Damn but it’s tough to fit males! What should we do about that? Should we fit it to his boner, or assume he’ll be flaccid?”
K’rris spoke up then. “If you girls are going to wear those transparent outfits and Red’s going to be naked, I’m probably going to be hard more than not!” Both girls nodded. “Ubergard, I need him to maintain that if I’m going to drape this properly. "No problem there Red,” Ubergard said as she removed her armor. “Is that as hard as you get K’rris?” Muz-Ra asked as she held a bit of his outfit.
“I think so…” K’rris stammered, eyes glued to Ubergard’s butt. “You want him at full staff? Hold on a second,” Ubergard answered, ignoring K’rris and bending over farther as if touching her toes. “There,” she said, wiggling her ass in K’rris’ face. “Now he’ll be at his max.” “Got it!” Muz-Ra said proudly, pinching a bit of cloth to keep it marked. “Okay, thanks K’rris. I think this will do.”
“So, we good here? Because I’d really like to spend a little quality time with Uber right now!” “Oh, sure! Take it off and you and Uber can go at it like rabbits.” Muz-Ra took the kilt from K’rris and sat down on a bench with a needle and thread. “Um… Red?” Ubergard asked sweetly as her lover proceeded to voraciously bury his face between her legs, heedless of anything else now. “Mmm?” “A little privacy please?”
“Oh, sure. Ubergard, when you’re done here, do you mind coming by Dragons Reach? We need to work on the Jarl’s kilt too.” “Sure! Be right there. This won’t take long. Just wait for me at the door.” “Hey! How do you know? Isn’t that up to me how long it will take?!” K’rris asked, looking up wetly. “In theory, sure K’rris! In practice… Ubergard? Do you remember that thing I told you about?” Ubergard smiled evilly. “Completely,” she said, stroking K’rris’ cheek with her tail. “I’ll be down in 10 minutes.”
Muz-Ra left and and K’rris looked at the big Argonian as she lay her head back down against the cool stone. “‘Thing’? What ‘Thing’?” “You’ll see…” she smiled, closing her eyes as she felt him enter her. … Ubergard and K’rris met Muz-Ra at the door in less than 5 minutes, K’rris walking a bit unsteadily but with an awkward grin on his face.“ "Worked did it?” Muz-Ra laughed. “Like magic. Didn’t it K’rris?” “M… magic!” Ubergard bent down to nuzzle the little Khajiit. “Don’t worry K’rris. I’ll be back soon.” “And… you’ll ask her?” K’rris whispered, obviously embarrassed.

The Quest for the Holy Dildo #4

“So, have you thought about who will be your maid-of-honor?” Cheetah asked. “I have. But honestly I’m scared I will offend you guys. That’s why I really wanted to come here. I want all of you there to be my bridesmaids of course.” Kitty spoke up then, “Red, there’s no way some of us won’t feel a little pissed. But this is your day. We’ll get over it.”
“Well, Cheetah, you know I’ve known you the least, so I don’t think you’ll be offended if I don’t choose you. But Udaran and Ubergard, I’ve known you both for so long you’re like sisters to me. And Kitty, you’ve been the best friend, not to mention the most generous, I could ever have too! It has to be one of you three. I’ve thought about this for a long time, and even though it might be awkward… Ubergard, I’d like you to be my maid-of-honor.” “ Me?” Ubergard said as the others cheered for her. “ME?” she repeated. “Why me?” “Ubergard, you’ve been like a rock for all of us. Always there when we needed you, never complaining. It was knowing what K’rris could offer you in happiness that really made me want to help, even if I did screw that up a bit.” “Muz-Ra,” the Argonian stammered. “I… don’t know what to say. Thank you!”
“Oh, about that… what do you have in mind for us to wear? We’ve not got much time if you’re really going to get married on Saturday!” Kitty asked. “I’ve got it all worked out with the Jarl’s seamstress. The Jarl and I talked about this and… um… what do you think about wearing something see-through?” “Sexy bridesmaids? For a wedding?!” Kitty asked. “Well… yeah! What can I say? It turns out the Jarl is almost as much of a pervert as I am!” “HOW see-through?” asked Udaran warily. “Well… very… yeah…” “Oh, what the hell,” Udaran conceded, “If it’s what you want. What will you be wearing?”
“Nothing.” “Nothing?” “Nothing. After my horse-ride through town, it’s practically expected.” K’rris looked worried. “I almost hate to ask but… the groom and I?”
“Oh, we have something special in mind. Don’t worry, you’ll be covered. Sort of.” K’rris leaned back against Ubergard and sighed, “I guess I’d better wear some snug underwear anyway or I’ll be standing out like a tent pole!” Muz-Ra smiled evilly – “Now you get the idea! Jarlyhorse gets to look at all us girls’ boobs, I get to see all the erections. A Win-Win!” Udaran laughed and turned to Cheetah, “Win, Win, WIN!”
Meanwhile, far away to the southeast… “Well, what have we here?” came a voice from behind Faniel and Sampson unexpectedly. Sampson leapt to his feet, his sword flashing out as two large men and an Orc stepped into view on three sides, obviously bandits. “Oh, put that away,” threatened one of the men, obviously the leader. “You might hurt yourself. You’re clearly no warrior, you’ve not even any armor! Why don’t you just lend us your wench for a little bit?” “Wench?” Sampson looked at Faniel, who could only shrug.
“Sure. We’ll just break her in for you. Well, her and any gold you might have, of course. That sword looks nice too.” the leader continued. “Wings? Croaker, she has wings !” said third bandit, having gained a clearer view of Faniel. “An Angel!” the Osimer laughed crudely. “I’ve never fucked an Angel before! Let me fuck her first boss!”
“No way!” laughed the third man. “She’ll be loose as an Imperial whore!” Sampson stepped in front of his friend. “No one’s fucking anyone here today.” “Oh! And who’s going to stop me? You, little man?” the Orc scowled, drawing his battleaxe. Sampson swung around to face the Orc.
“Wait! Sampson, STOP!” Faniel cried as Sampson and the Orc sized each other up. “You stay out of this,” Sampson said over his shoulder. “ NO! You don’t have to fight him Sampson! He can’t touch me.” But before she could say anything more, the two were in battle.
The orc came charging at Sampson in a rage, his axe cutting a vicious arc that only the stoutest of shields could have withstood. Sampson was clad only in the rags he had pilfered from their cabin the night before and had no hope of stopping it. Instead, he crouched low. The orc smiled and angled his blade downward, too low to duck.
Faniel screamed as the blade completed it’s arc, but Sampson had leaped well over the blade. The orc was surprised to feel no body to stop his weapon. A few seconds later, he was more surprised to see his body continuing in it’s rush without him. As the realization dawned that he no longer was attached to the body he was watching as he fell rolling into the ground, he rather wished he hadn’t seen the Angel in the first place, and hoped that maybe he’d see a lot more very, very soon.
Faniel screamed for Sampson to stop, looking in horror at the lifeless body in front of her, but he was beyond the Orc and upon the leader of the small group of bandits before the Orc’s head stopped rolling.

The Quest for the Holy Dildo #3

Muz-Ra was waiting in the Jarl’s chambers when finally his entourage disbanded and he came in to see her. At that he broke into a wide grin and enfolded her in his strong embrace, but her expression and stiffness soon revealed to him that all was not well. “Red? What is it? What’s happened?” “My billy goat gruff, do you still want to marry me?” she asked outright. His face turned serious. “You know I do. Nothing would make me happier, Red.” Her expression became somewhat lighter. “I hope that’s true Jarlyhorse. I have to tell you something, and you may not feel the same afterwards.” The Jarl of Whiterun gave her a firm kiss on her snout for reassurance, and she returned the show of affection with a chin nuzzle before they both sat on the massive bed and she began to tell him about what had happened between her and K’rris.
When she finished, he sat looking at her for a long while. Muz-Ra stood, unable to face the shame she felt under his gaze. “I… I’m staying at the Tails. If you want me, you can find me there.” “Red, you know we had no formal commitment to each other. This… dalliance of yours is of no consequence to me. No, it’s not that which troubles me. It’s the fact that you feel so guilty about it that is worrisome. As much as I’ve been looking forward to coming home to you, perhaps we should spend some time apart to sort out our feelings.” The Argonian nodded and left the room quietly but obviously choking back emotions..
The ever-present Irileth stepped in as she left. “Trouble with Muz-Ra?” “None at all. She had an affair of sorts and feels guilty about it. I’ve sent her away as a sort of punishment.” Irileth’s eyebrows raised, “May I assume that no mention was made of you and that Breton girl in Solitude?” “Of course not. That was totally different!” “Oh? If I may be so bold, how so?” “Because I don’t feel guilty about it. She does. That makes a world of difference.”
“Excuse me for not understanding, but you sound like a pig. I know you have your… peculiarities, but I didn’t think I was working for a pig.” The Jarl sighed and motioned for Irileth to sit while he closed the doors. “And I didn’t know you were the type to jump to conclusions so easily. She feels guilty because she still feels an attachment to her ‘other’. If it were truly just a fling, it would be a trifle. But she feels guilt. And with guilt must come punishment. She will never feel fully reformed without some punishment. I want her back the way she was, not always feeling she doesn’t deserve me. So I sent her away for some time.” “How long?” “Oh, I’d say just a day should do. I miss her too. Breton or no!” “A day? That’s not exactly banishment! And why are you smiling?” “No, it’s not. But right now she doesn’t know that. In the meantime, we need to start preparations as soon as possible!” the Jarl laughed, his face oddly full of joy. “Preparations for what?” Irileth asked confused. “A wedding! Your Jarl’s going to get married to that Argonian woman, and if I have my way, within the week!”
“A royal wedding?! Within a week???” “Keep it small Irileth. It’s not like it’s my first marriage. Just her group and those who really must attend.” “Does SHE know about this?!” “Who? Muz-Ra? She has no clue. But once I ‘forgive’ her she’ll be more than ready. She practically said as much. Now start the preparations, but keep them quiet till tomorrow night.” Irileth gave him her customary aggrieved sigh and stalked out of the room. “I don’t know how you do it, but you’re probably right. But I wonder if you realize just how much of a smug prick you are right now.” The Jarl just smiled… smugly. “Oh, and Irileth?” “Yes?” “I’ll tell her all about the Breton, I promise. She just needs to stew a little bit first.”
Two days later… “WHAT?” “It’s just what I said,” Udaran insisted, brandishing the gold envelope. “We are requested to attend the wedding of Jarl Balgruuf and Muz-Ra this Saturday!” “Wow! I guess Red really got things turned around quickly!” Kitty exclaimed. “Wait… there’s more. Ubergard?” Udaran said, turning to the giant Argonian. “You’d better tell K’rris. He’s to be the best man.”
Ubergard found K’rris just taking his morning bath, which she joined as she explained the news Udaran had received in the morning’s mail. “Me?” K’rris said. “Are you sure? He doesn’t even know me.” “Apparently he does now. I think I know why too.” “Well, why then?” “He knows about you and Muz-Ra. I think this is his way of getting the whole thing out of the way.” “He’s quite magnanimous I’d say.”
“Look, K’rris, don’t expect him to suddenly become your best buddy. This is a statement. He’s saying he knows. That’s all. He knows and he wants to marry Red anyway. This is a statement of his love for Red, not you.” “Oh… Well, that’s still a good thing though, right?” “I think so. At least he’s not coming to lop off your head!” “What about Red? Is Kitty going to be her maid of honor?” “See, that’s the other thing. She’s coming here to talk with us about it. This afternoon. She wants you with us. I’m sure we’ll all be in the big pool later anyway.” K’rris sighed. “Another naked girl-fest? I don’t know if I can take much more of this! I think I’m up more than I’m down.” “You were warned when you signed up for this job!”
“…he was a goddamned bastard about it too! Didn’t tell me till the next day, making me stew for a day. And then, before I even have a chance to get mad back at him, BOOM! He want’s to get married! Now how am I supposed to work up a proper anger at that? Damned that Jarlmeister, he’s a tricky one!” “Aren’t you jealous?” “What, of a BRETON woman? Please. I could get the Jarl off with my left foot! She practically had to do backflips to get him off. And besides, I got a blast of hot cat-jizz to boot! Oh… sorry Uber.” Ubergard laughed, “No offense taken! Cat-jizz is the best!” “Would you two please stop talking about it like I’m not here?!” K’rris protested. Udaran held up a reminding finger. “Sorry K’rris – but you’re supposed to be just one of the girls around here, remember?”
“It would be a lot easier to pretend that were so if you didn’t keep talking about my… stuff.” Red stood up and gave K’rris a strong hug. “Sorry K’rris. And sorry about me getting all emotional back then. Now that the Jarl’s back, I really feel I’m over that for good.” K’rris looked at her sincerely, “I am glad too Red.” Ubergard held his rather prominent erection, “So, can we assume that’s directed not only at Udaran now?” K’rris looked down, perhaps a little embarrassed, but not nearly so much as he had been in the past. “I’m afraid it’s become omni-species. I get a boner from all of you now.” Udaran posed seductively in front of the lone male. “But just remember, I was your first crush!”

Krris #14 – Epilogue

Krris and Ubergard were seldom seen for a few days after that. They would ask for their breakfast to be set outside their door, come out to make their security rounds in mid afternoon, and retreat to her room shortly after dark. Yet when they did emerge, laughing and touching each other in a way that only the most intimate of couples will do, Muz-Ra would look away. As the days went on, Ubergard began to notice this, even if no one else did. One day she happened across Muz-Ra near her room and asked speak to her for a minute. Muz-Ra nodded and ushered the giantess into her room, closing the door behind her.
“What is it Red? You barely talk to me anymore. You don’t talk to Krris at all. Did we offend you in some way?” Muz-Ra looked away. “I’m sorry Uber. Of course not. I love you both. But… I’m going to be moving out of Castle Kitty.” “WHAT? No Red, you don’t need to move out! Stay with us!”
“I… can’t,” she replied with the sadness so evident on her face Ubergard was hard pressed not to hug her and tell her everything would be alright. “Why not? If it’s something we’ve done we’ll stop! I know we’ve been pretty obvious about our affair. We can stop that.” Muz-Ra shook her head, looking away again. Suddenly Ubergard understood completely.
“You fell in love with him didn’t you?” Muz-Ra looked back at her, unable to speak but nodding her head. “Oh Red, I’m sorry,” Ubergard said and hugged her friend to her chest. “I’m so sorry.” “You warned me…” Muz-Ra choked.
“I did, didn’t I? He’s damned easy to love.” “I can’t stand it Ubergard. I can’t stand to see the two of you together. I thought I could. Oh Uber, I don’t hate you! I don’t hate either of you. But I can’t stay here.” Ubergard nuzzled her good friend of years. “No. You can’t. I’ll miss you Red. We ALL will. Probably Kitty most of all. She needs your light-hearted nature Red. But no, you must go. Where will you go?”
“Back to the Tails if they’ll have me. I… I’ve been thinking about the Jarl’s proposal too. When he comes back I might…” Ubergard nodded and hugged her tightly again before they stood up. “Thank you for all you gave us, Red. You gave more than you ever anticipated.” “I want him so bad, Uber! Why is that? I’ve had so many men before. Why this one?” “No idea. You’re the wise, experienced one remember?”
“Well your wise, experienced friend fucked this up royally,” Muz-Ra croaked. Ubergard held her for a long time. “Yeah,” she admitted. “You did Red. You fucked up.” Finally she released her smaller friend, “Will you come back to visit?” Muz-Ra nodded, again speechless for a moment. “I’ll miss you Uber. I’ll miss all of you so much!”
“I can never thank you enough for your sacrifice Red, but if it helps, you did a hell of a job with him. He’s my passionate lion now.” Muz-Ra winced at those words, recalling her own similar phrase and fell to her knees, “I… I wouldn’t do it again.” “What?” “They alway say, ‘If I had it to do over again…’,” Muz-Ra said huskily. “I wouldn’t Uber. I wouldn’t do it again. I wish I’d never touched him.”
Ubergard held her friend as she repeated “I wouldn’t… I wouldn’t…” She held Muz-Ra till the other calmed down and assured her she was okay. She made Ubergard promise not to tell Krris though. Finally Ubergard left her friend and returned to her own room and her waiting lover where she said nothing about it. And Muz-Ra slept alone. She moved out the next day back to the Tails, where she stayed till the Jarl returned, finally moving in permanently to Dragon’s Reach.
The End of ‘Krris’.

Krris #13

Both Muz-Ra and Krris rose late the next morning, and it was obvious to all at breakfast that they had both taken a long bath together. After breakfast, Ubergard looked worried as they began their sparring. “Krris, do I need to worry about you… and Red?” Krris laughed, “No, I don’t think so Uber. I think we’re good. Why?” “You just seem a bit different this morning. More relaxed. If I didn’t know better…”
“What?” “I’d say you and Muz-Ra…” “Ubergard, if you insist I’ll tell you all about it. But you can believe me when I say that Red is the best friend you or I’ve ever had.” “No. Best not. Let’s fight instead!”
They finished their workout and went back to the bath. This time, Krris was watching the way her body moved openly, with an interest she hadn’t seen in him before the other day. He also seemed no longer embarrassed about the erection he had developed and she decided not to tease him about it. “You were slow today, Krris.” “My heart wasn’t in it. I’m sorry. But last night I had what you can call a major revelation. A breakthrough you might say.”
“Oh? Well, that sounds good!” “It was good. But I need to change my accomodations tonight.” “That much eh? You’re done sleeping with Red then?” “Yes, Uber. I’m done sleeping with Red.”
“Well, I can’t say I’m not glad. I love Red like a sister, but I was feeling a little jealous.” “I know Uber. I can’t say I love her like a sister, but in my own way, I do too. But I’m not moving back to my old room.” “No?” Ubergard asked, brightening up at what she anticipated was coming. “No Ubergard. I know I’ve not been very… loving with you. You know I had that thing with Udaran. Well that’s over now. Well and truly over. Ubergard, if you want me like I want you, I’d like to move in with you tonight.”
“Well! That’s pretty bold of you, don’t you think? Maybe you shouldn’t make such assumptions without asking first!” Krris was taken aback. He assumed she would welcome this. “No? I’m sorry Uber, I just… well… I’m sorry. I’ll move back into my room instead.” “That’s right, you will. I’m not a toy to play with when you feel you want me, Krris. We all know how Red is. I’m just not her Krris.” He nodded, though she noticed his eyes only barely left her breasts and she smiled inside. She might technically be a virgin herself, but she knew the Game. He would never be satisfied for long with a woman that bent over at his merest whim. Besides which that simply wasn’t her style.
She looked at him, pointing up to her eyes. He moved his eyes up slowly, guiltily. “Oh, now you have the wrong idea. Come here, you damned… MAN!” she said, and pulled him to her breasts, this time forcing one into his mouth. “Suck on this.” Under her towering head, he did as he was commanded.
She revelled in the feeling. It had been a while since she had had any physical affection. She felt herself melting and moved him to her other teat. “Oh my God Krris, that feels so good.” “Mrrrph” he mumbled, though she felt his lips pull back in a smile. She released him, finding herself panting.
“Now who’s the aggressive one?” Krris laughed. “Well, I might let you visit my room later…” she admitted. “I’ll be there!” Krris said, climbing up out of the pool, his manhood standing at attention. Ubergard found herself fascinated.
“And bring that with you!” Ubergard said, appreciating his engorgement. “All for you, Uber, it’s all yours.” Ubergard crawled out of the pool like an alligator stalking its prey. “Hey! Careful with that!” Ubergard smiled and felt a deep satisfaction, marred only by her current unrequited horniness. But that would be solved soon enough. She restrained her urge to take him in her mouth though. “Best not be too aggressive!” she thought, and tried to put all thoughts of sex out of her mind until later when it could do some good. Yet suddenly her future seemed a whole lot brighter, and she knew she had Muz-Ra to thank for it.
That night passed slowly for Ubergard and Krris. Delightfully slowly. It turned out that Muz-Ra’s prediction wasn’t quite right, Ubergard thought to herself. He’d barely lasted 10 minutes. But he recovered very quickly and was soon at it again, so the result was even better! But even the mighty feline stamina of a horny young Khajiit couldn’t last forever and sometime after midnight he’d given up his last. It was then that she discovered his amazing oral talents and another kind of stamina that actually did surpass her own. She wasn’t sure if she had finally fallen asleep or if the term ‘passed out’ would be more appropriate for her loss of consciousness under his relentless but gentle lips and tongue. She knew only that she had faded away with his hands under her ass, strongly lifting her sex to his mouth, and his whiskers stimulating the insides of her legs. She had definitely met her match and it was the happiest defeat she had ever known.

Krris #12

Krris’ words of thanks continued as if in slow motion above her as Muz-Ra felt him stiffening. She felt a wetness that was not her own dribble across her nub like a tear for what could be. Could have been. Because she knew if she made this mistake, Krris and Ubergard’s relationship would be tainted forever, not to mention her own with Ubergard. She would have taken his virginity no matter how it was defined, and Ubergard would find out about that.

Her eyes misted up in an imitation of that tear. It was the hardest thing she had ever not done. All her life she’d spent in pursuit of this feeling. “If it feels good, do it!” was her motto. But not anymore. Some things are better left not done, she realized. For the first time in her life, she resisted the urge to take her lover inside her. With a quick shudder of resolution, she opened her eyes and looked into his.

When he saw the sadness in her eyes, Krris was suddenly confused. Such was the crude sensitivity of the male condition that he never realized how close he physically was to heaven and hell.

But her words came out with just the slightest quiver. “Just see to it she never does.” she croaked with emotion he didn’t understand.

“Now Krris, I want to feel your tongue.”

Krris extended his tongue for her to feel, not quite understanding.

She wasn’t sure how long her willpower could take the mounting pressure as she felt him beginning to throb against her clit, and she responded hastily, “No, silly! Get down there. Lick me you fool!” Her words reflected her normal lewd but good-natured humor; but the tone almost sounded angry to Krris.

Krris’ eyes grew wide. “Muz-Ra, that’s really getting physical don’t you think?”

Muz-Ra howled, knowing that true sex between them was less than a half inch away and getting closer with every heartbeat. Soon she would have no willpower left at all and would grab his ass and force that deliciously hard cock into herself. His recovery time was incredibly fast! But this damn Khajiit seemed to be ignorant of just how close he was.

“Fuck physical,” she croaked with too much emphasis, “You just exploded all over my face and boobs. Now I want your tongue on my clit, and I want it now. It’s time for payback, you lion. And you’d better be good too!”

“If you insist!” he laughed, sliding down towards her sex.

For an instant she felt the most intimate of physical connections as he slid downward between her legs and his glans passed directly over her most sensitive part. She shuddered as her muscles practically screamed for her to take him in. But the moment passed with him totally ignorant, and her willpower had been sufficient in the end. Barely.

She nearly came when he stopped on his way down to suckle at her tits. That was an unexpected but much appreciated liberty he took! His long whiskers tickled her as she felt his rough tongue play over her nipples, and she knew that it would take very little to send her over the edge once he made his way down to her bottom.

Surely a little oral release was due her, she thought when at last he softly applied his tongue to her down there. At least she deserved that much.

Krris was good. For an inexperienced male, he was very good. Muz-Ra did throw a few tips his way though. The rough tongue of a Khajiit, she knew, could be a blessing or a curse depending on how it was wielded. But Krris knew how to be gentle, if not talented. By the end of that night he had learned to wield it very well.

Even Muz-Ra learned that she could come to orgasm by the simple application of a happily purring Khajiit’s throat in the right location. Not all Khajiits purred, she knew. But this one did. And, at least in one way, Muz-Ra and Krris had kept their promise. They had not fucked. That they could honestly say, though only Muz-Ra ever knew how close a thing it had been. Beyond that, it was best to stay silent.

They fell asleep with Krris’ glistening face laying betwen Muz-Ra’s legs and using her most private area as a pillow – holding her, in a sense, as she had held him all through the previous nights.

Later on, his breath – slow and warm across her pussy along with his deep rumbling purr – aroused her late at night. She tried but failed to let him sleep while she rubbed herself, but he awoke at her movements and gratefully resumed his slow, catlike lapping further down her curve until she shuddered, gave him a happy satisfied smile and they both went back to sleep.

It had been, she later reflected with a bit of sadness, the most pleasurable night she had ever experienced without actually fucking. But she would never again touch Krris in a sexual way, and she would never know what it was to have him inside her.

But that came later. This night, she slept with a large purring male cat’s head nestled between her legs after having exhausted herself with orgasms, and it was damn nice.

Krris #11

Slowly his consciousness returned. Wonderfully slowly. When he opened his eyes, it felt like a lifetime had passed. She still held his balls, massaging them slowly and gently as he came back to awareness and realized he was still stroking himself as well, as if to wring the last bit of pleasure from his body and give it to her. He found he was afraid to look down though.

“Been a long voyage, sailor?” she asked from beneath him wetly.

Well, at least she still had her sense of humor, he thought.

“Sorry, Red. I couldn’t help myself.”

Muz-Ra laughed. “Of course you couldn’t. You’re male, silly. It’s in the nature of the beast, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. But do me a favor and give me that towel. Try as I might, I can’t get all this with my tongue.”

When she had cleaned herself off sufficiently, she sat back down and lazily sucked a finger clean, teasing Krris.

“Not exactly ‘no physical touch’ I guess,” Krris said sheepishly.

“No. I guess not. But I think we’re probably done here Krris.”

“Done?”

“Yes Krris. You obviously are over your infatuation. You threw that magazine away long before you came on me. No, that one was inspired by your lust for me, obviously. And what a ‘one’ it was! You must have a prostate the size of a grapefruit!”

“Just pent up I guess. Sorry abou…”

“Oh please Krris,” Muz-Ra said, climbing on top of him, “Stop being sorry and start loving yourself! I haven’t been splattered like that in ages! Bless the Jarl but he doesn’t have that in him. Of course, my regular visits don’t really let him build up anything like that either I guess. It was lovely, Krris. Gross and lovely at the same time. That pretty much describes the male condition, I think. But if you spend much more time with me, I will regret losing you to Ubergard. It’s time for her to take over.”

Krris looked at her with sad eyes. “You’re right Red… Muz-Ra. I could fall in love with you.”

“I know. Me too. We’d best prevent that.”

“I’ll remember these nights, Muz-Ra,” he said, taking the lead and swapping positions with her.

“Damn right you will!”

Kriss had gotten very comfortable with physical contact between the two by now. However, he couldn’t quite ignore feeling her wetness when he realized his soft manhood was now resting against her own warm sex. But he ignored it.

“Red, I’ll never forget you, you know. What you’ve done for me. And even if Ubergard never knows the details of what you’ve done for me – for us, she’ll always appreciate it anyway.”

Momentarily Muz-Ra closed her eyes, feeling the unexpected touch of his penis between her legs. She hadn’t reached her orgasm, and now he was so close. This was the moment she’d most feared. In the blink of an eye she saw it all. She knew she could re-awaken his arousal with a light touch at just the right place, and she knew damn well where that place was. Hell, he was already growing, his erection returning with a speed she’d never experienced before. The barest shift of her hips and he would be inside already. She could have him now, truly. He couldn’t stop himself. She could have him inside her and feel those powerful muscles pump her into paradise.

She would feel him pulse his love into her and collapse on top of her, pressing her breasts with his heaving weight as instinct would take over his body as well as her own. It would be an accident. Hell, he’d probably blame himself, self-deprecating bastard. This was the razor’s edge she had both feared and longed for, all realized in a heartbeat. And he was oblivious. It would be so easy. He would roar her name again, but this time she would feel it to her soul, and she would roar back.

Krris #10

“Yeah… that.”

“Well, don’t let me stop you! I’ve surely told you that enough times by now. Here – here’s a towel. Don’t worry, it’s been washed. Want any help from me?”

“I don’t think I can with you watching.”

“No? Oh, I think you can. You just don’t want to. More specifically you don’t want to let your body go all the way with someone else present. But that is sex Krris. Anything else is just self-gratification. Nothing wrong with that, but it’s not really sex. Sex is when you let yourself go with another. The specifics don’t matter, just that it’s shared.”

He noticed she had begun stroking him slowly.

“I want to, Red. Really I do.”

“I bet you do,” Muz-Ra laughed, feeling him stiffen more under her gentle massaging. “After that show I put on a couple nights ago, I bet you really really do want to! I’m surprised you lasted this long.”

“I’ll try, but it’s weird.”

“Here. I’ve got something here that may help.” Muz-Ra answered, turning over and reaching under the bed. Krris got an awfully good butt-shot view and he felt his cock jump at that.

He was definitely getting interested in Argonians! But what Muz-Ra brought back up was completely unexpected.

“A ‘TAILS’?” He asked, dumbfounded. “But I thought I burned them all.”

“You think you’re the only one that gets off on them big boy? I may like men, but I have fantasies too you know. Now here, take this and do your business. I’ll watch. But you have to stay here with me. We’re can enjoy it together.”

While the magazine wasn’t his, Krris did recognize the issue. It was one of his favorites in fact. He reflexively turned to the page he liked best. Yup, there was Udaran, in a bright red leotard. His hand reached for himself automatically, only to find someone else’s hand was already there.

“Let me… until the end. Then you can take over. I know you men do the end best yourself. I’ll play with other parts then.”

“You’re really not very shy, are you Red?”

The Argonian laughed. “No, Krris. Not very!”

She stroked him masterfully as he looked at the magazine, but despite that he found himself with a free hand. Realizing that, Muz-Ra took it and put it on her breast.

“Just imagine it’s someone else’s,” she said huskily, and it was then he noticed that her other hand had gone to pleasing herself.

“You… like Udaran too?”

“I like everybody. But I’m not looking at the magazine silly. I’m looking at you.”

“Oh! Do I turn you on?”

“Right now, kitten, you have me dripping!”

Krris smiled as he gently toyed with his friend’s breasts. He looked back at the magazine but soon his eyes were closed and he heard the soft moaning of Muz-Ra in his ear and felt her nipples harden and he pinched them a little. The positive feedback in her voice was unmistakable and he knew that the increased pace and intensity of her stroking of him was being perfectly matched by her own self-stimulation. That realization brought him near his peak, thinking about how their genitals were in tune by her hands.

Imagining that brought his mind directly to thoughts of her soft folds and cleft, the wet hand that held him the other night, the lascivious and completely lustful way she had bucked against her own hand as she rode her self-induced orgasm. His eyes opened and his mouth was panting. Muz-Ra was looking at his cock. Directly and without shame, she was getting off on masturbating him. It was too much. He hadn’t reached the top, but his body began to pulse and it had become an inevitable conclusion. He was about to come.

“Fuck it!” he yelled, unconsciously mimicking Muz-Ra’s cry of a few nights back. He got up on his knees, taking himself in hand and straddled the panting argonian beneath him. Her eyes had gone wide in lust and were staring at his cock which now dominated her view as he stroked himself above her.

He looked at her desperately with seconds remaining, but she smiled up at him between his legs while his balls bounced off her breasts. She gave him a reassuring nod and enveloped his balls in one wet hand as she switched hands to work herself with the other. When he felt those slick, wet, claw-tipped hands encircle his tightening balls, he pistoned furiously. Finally, he felt her tongue touch him and he was instantly over the edge. He closed his eyes and roared her name in ecstasy and lust as his passion reached it’s zenith and his seed shot forth.

“RED!” echoed through the soundproof room as his consciousness blinked out and he became a rutting beast and slave to his jerking hips.

Krris #9

“Oh my!” she said, turning around.

Krris was caught offguard. “Oh, I’m sorry. I…”

“You were looking at my ass. No, don’t deny it!”

Krris gulped, hard. “Well… yes. I was. It just looked so…” he admitted shamefully, letting the sentence hang.

She shrugged, put on her armor, and bent over again to get her boots while he stood there unsure of what to say and realizing that once again he was actually staring at her ass and he looked away quickly.

“And you’ve also got a boner the size of the Throat of the World,” she said, not looking at him.

He looked down and covered himself immediately.

“Maybe we shouldn’t take baths together anymore.”

Ubergard spun back and walked over to him menacingly. “And why the hell not? You think I mind you looking at me? You think I am upset that your cock gets hard looking at my ass? You, my friend, don’t know me very well apparently. Maybe you should.”

And with that, she dropped to her knees and took him in her mouth. For just a minute. Just a little tease. She rose shortly after and gave him a nuzzle under his chin – the equivalent of a kiss for Argonians as he understood it.

“Ubergard! You are a cock tease!” he laughed as she turned back to retrieve her weapon.

“Maybe so,” Ubergard smiled with one eye-ridge raised. “But you shouldn’t be so worried all the time. Not around me. And besides, yours is the only cock I tease.”

“Good point,” he agreed.

“You, my young apprentice, are getting very interesting to be around. Muz-Ra’s therapy is working.”

Krris felt his tail fluffing in embarrassment, but he put his own armor back on, taking care to adjust himself. "It is,“ he admitted with a shy smile.

That night, Muz-Ra just held him again. Though she was kind enough, he felt she was somehow more distant. When he tried ask her why, she assured him it was nothing. But when they snuggled together, either it was his imagination or she held him a little more firmly and pressed herself against him a little more solidly. Actually it felt even better. That night it was Krris that fell to sleep first.

However, by the fourth night, his body was losing patience with his newfound celibacy. It wanted release.

"Muz-Ra?” he asked as he got into bed.

“Yes Krris?”

“I… um… how do I put this. I think I want to…”

“Masturbate? You really have a problem with that word, don’t you?” she laughed.

Krris #8

Krris awoke, and realized Muz-Ra wasn’t with him and holding him. Apparently she had risen before him. He was a little surprised that he missed that, but the scent of her was still in the room and on his body, so he washed and dressed and went to breakfast where Muz-Ra and Ubergard were talking in quiet voices. He stopped just out of sight when he heard them, wondering what they were talking about.

He heard Muz-Ra’s voice, quiet but easily discernible.

“…not all of them. They have an awfully wide range of body types, you know.”

“So I’ve heard. But I thought that part was supposed to have some sort of spiky things.”

“Some do, some don’t. I think it’s just the unusual nature of those with them that gets all the rumors going. I prefer without myself, but I’m easily stimulated.”

“I like his. It’s cute. It makes me so…”

He decided this would be a good time to make his entrance before he heard too much. They turned to him with wide grins as he walked into the room and he couldn’t stop his tail from bushing out.

“Good morning Krris!” Ubergard greeted him happily.

That enthusiasm he didn’t expect. “Good morning Ubergard. Good morning Red.” Where’s everyone else?

Muz-Ra laughed. “Krris, it’s 11 o’clock! Cheetah and Udaran went to the Tails for a photo shoot. The others have gone into town long ago.”

“Eleven o’clock?! I’m so sorry Uber! I’ll go make the rounds right now!”

“Relax, Krris. I’ve already done it. I understand you were up late last night.”

Krris shot a worried look at Muz-Ra.

“Don’t worry Krris. I want and need no details. But I understand things are going well?”

“Yes, I think so anyway.”

“Red does too,” Ubergard said, nodding to Muz-Ra. “But I would like to get some weapons practice in. Are you up for some sparring again?”

“Definitely! Let’s go. I’m feeling a bit… aggressive. I should work that out.”

Later…

“So, have I worked out that aggressiveness you were talking about earlier?” Ubergard asked, standing over Krris as he lay flat on his back at her feet.

“Never!” he laughed, then winced. “But… maybe for now.”

She helped him get to his feet.

“Would you consider sharing a bath?”

It wasn’t the first time they had shared a bath after a particularly strenuous workout, but it had always been somewhat uncomfortable for him before. Now he found himself looking forward to a bath with this woman who regularly trounced him in their practices.

“Yes, please! It will help with healing the bruises.”

“You know I never hold back, Krris.”

“..and you know I’d never have it any other way. One day though.”

As they climbed the steps to the small pool by the lover’s tree outside, Krris found he couldn’t help but anticipate seeing Ubergard’s body again. Had he always been this interested in seeing her naked before?

“Aggressiveness has it’s place, Krris,” Ubergard was saying as she took off her boots, “But you need to moderate that with patience. You are already better than I am with a sword. I beat you only because I could count on you to make the first move.”

Krris followed her appreciatively as they stepped into the pool.

“Well, the size of your axe might have something to do with that too!” he protested.

“That’s tr…OH!!! Damn this never gets any easier!” Ubergard screeched as she lowered herself into the too-cool water.

“Plus, you never seem to get tired,” Krris went on, knowing full well that the temperature was doing him no favors in the maleness department and happy to get himself out of view.

“Oh, I get tired alright. I’ll need to tell you the story of my battle with Sampson sometime. He wore me out completely, and he’s a human!”

“How did he manage that?”

“Speed. Dodging. He used the weight of my axe against me. Every time I swung it, he would just waste my energy by getting out of it’s way. You try to parry my blows, and you should. But he was fast. He was completely out of my arc before I began. Then it was all I could do to reverse the swing and parry his return attack. And he did it in full armor mind you!”

“Do you think I could do that?”

“Not at this point, Krris. He’s got muscles like you wouldn’t believe. Don’t feel bad, you’ve not had his years of training. But you are smaller than he was too and that should make it easier for you.Tomorrow, let’s try with me as the aggressor. But instead of trying to parry my attacks, see if you can get out of the weapon’s range completely. It will be a good goal. We’ll keep with the light armor. That’ll help.”

“I’d really like to become a match for you someday.”

Ubergard smiled at him as she climbed out of the bath. “I’d like that too!”

Krris looked at her in confusion, then understood the unintended double entendre. “Oh! I’m working on it.”

Ubergard bent to pick up something underneath the bench when she heard him behind her. Turning around, she saw him looking at her. No, not her – he was staring straight at her ass with a look she’d not seen before. She’d never noticed him stealing glances like that before. She also noticed something else unusual… something unusually hard.

She laughed with joy inside, but put on a stern face before confronting him…