Cat Dance #7

“Well, I see by K’rris’ penis that we’ve been in here long enough,” Muz-Ra said, stretching. “Time to head for home.” K’rris checked himself reflexively. “It’s not exactly a timer you know. It comes and goes!” he laughed.
“Cheetah and I will go get our things. Meet you at the entrance in, what, 15 minutes?” “Me too. 15 minutes,” K’rris agreed. Kitty nodded. “Ok. We’ll be waiting.”
“So, what do you think Kitty?” asked Muz-Ra after the others had gone downstairs. “Did we did the right thing inviting them?” “I think so. Why?” “I worry about K’rris.” “Don’t think a male is a good idea?”
“No, it’s not that. In fact, I think he handled himself quite well around a lot of naked females.” “I expect he’ll do more handling of himself later, but what then?” “I think he’s in love with Udaran.”
“Lust surely, but love? He seemed quite level-headed.” “He puts on a good front, but I think he’s hurting. The way he looked at her.” “Well, that’s for him to sort out. I certainly don’t get the impression he’s in any way violent if that’s what you mean!” “No, no. It’s just… I feel bad for him, and moving to the castle is just going to put him in even more contact with her.”
“It’s what he wants, and what we need. He’s a grown Khajiit. He can handle it,” Ubergard interjected. “Oh, like you would know anything about love!” Muz-Ra complained. “I… well. Ok. Point taken. But I know that any guard worth his salt knows the value of patience and fortitude. And K’rris is a very good guard. I’ve worked with him more than you two have. Whatever his feelings towards Udaran, he won’t shirk his duties or do anything he – or we – will regret. Do you know what the difference is between a soldier and a guard, Red?”
Red thought about it. “Not… how do you mean?” “A soldier is taught skills to use on the battlefield. His outlook is to the next battle. Between battles he is nobody. He can be a drunk, a slob, a criminal. No one cares as long as he performs on the battlefield. Anyone with sufficient strenght can become a great soldier. And a soldier has one thing that a guard can only envy. His battles can be won. A guard’s battle is never over.” “But a good guard is a rare individual. He never knows where the battlefield will be. The next turn around a corner could mean his life. Long hours with a single task like guarding a door, but with wisdom enough to deal appropriately with any circumstance. And he must keep that up every hour of his duty. Being a soldier is a day at the park compared to being a guard. And K’rris is a very good guard. You won’t regret having him.”
Muz-Ra and Kitty pondered on that a bit. “Wow. I never thought of it like that,” Muz-Ra said, looking up at Ubergard. “No. You think of guards as just something to thwart. A necessary evil to stave off thievery or worse. But I tell you that guard duty is much, much more than you think. It’s a calling. Give me a good guard over a good soldier ANY day! A good guard can ALWAYS be a good soldier. The other way around, not so. Killing a guard who is working for the opposing faction may be necessary, but it’s also a tragedy. They are sitting ducks for a good archer or assassin, but they do it anyway because someone has to!” She paused for a moment, realizing she had gone a little too far in her rant. When she spoke again, her voice was gentler, “I’m sorry to get so worked up, but this is my passion. I’m not angry at you, Red.”
The three sat at the entrance to the Tails of the Khajiit in silence for a bit, then Ubergard started humming a strange tune. Kitty turned to Muz-Ra who could only shrug. Instead, they just sat listening to the curious sound of Ubergard wordlessly singing. Sometime later the song ceased. Ubergard explained, just a little, to the other two. “Just… someone I knew once. He liked that song.” Both her partners nodded understanding and the three continued waiting in silence.
Finally K’rris appeared, followed shortly by the lovers. “So, everyone ready to go?” Kitty asked. “Ready!” all three said in unison, each eager to begin a new life. “Then come on, let’s get you moved into Castle Kitty!” With that they left H’s domain and headed down the path skirting Whiterun to the castle.

CatDance #6

All K’rris managed as a response was a guttural “Ulp!” and looked away, his attempt at embarrassing Cheetah having been utterly thwarted. Muz-Ra spoke up then. “Let me know if the question is offensive, I never know when something is or isn’t. But I’m curious… do you miss it?” Cheetah glanced to Udaran who only shrugged, then turned back to Muz-Ra. “You mean males? Well, yes and no. There are plenty of alternatives to provide the same physical sensation. But I must admit there’s a mental quality that can’t be duplicated of having a male inside you. Of course, Udie and me have talked about that plenty before so I don’t mind the subject.”
“But I imagine there are other things that make up for it with you and Udaran?” K’rris asked. “Well, duhh! I love her, that’s a pretty big one! When I came here, I never imagined I would fall in love with another female, especially considering how much I liked sex with males! But I really didn’t even know what love was till I met her. I thought it was just when the sex was so good that you obsess over it.”
“…and now?” Kitty asked. “Now the sex is so good because I obsess over her!” Cheetah laughed, leaning back against her mate. “Oh, she’s exaggerating,” Udaran responded.
“But, Udaran, before you found each other, do you think it would have been POSSIBLE to fall in love with a male? I mean, if he had all the right qualities other than that?” Muz-Ra asked.` “Well, I may be a special case, Red. There was Sabhira of course. But no, at least I don’t think so. Females just turn me on in a way that males don’t. It’s like… picture this. Imagine the hottest, most attractive member of your own sex that you can. Now imagine that person is also the kindest, most attentive person to you that you can imagine. Would you be sexually attracted to them?”
“Mmm. Sorry Kitty, but… no, I’m afraid I wouldn’t be,” Muz-Ra mused. Kitty put on a hurt look. “Aww…” “It’s really the same with me,” Udaran continued, “ I don’t in any way hate males, just like you don’t hate females, I just don’t want to play with them like I do Cheetah.” “Yeah. And my skills that I learned at the CatHouse I’m still proud of. But they’re just that… skills. I do miss having men, but I realize now that I never really cared about the man behind the cock like I do Udaran. I see a cock as a challenge. I naturally want to overcome that challenge. But with Udaran… I don’t know, it’s like her whole body is a challenge. I just want to hear her scream!”
“Oh damn, I’m sure horny now! That’s enough of that or I am going to have to get out of the tub!” K’rris laughed. “It’s no secret that I share your attraction! But don’t worry, I know I’m not built right for her.” “Sorry K’rris,” Udaran smiled with just the right amount of sympathy. “So, are we all moving to the castle tonight?” K’rris asked, changing the subject. “We’ll need to come back to pick up some stuff tomorrow, but Cheetah and I are definitely ready tonight!” Udaran replied, with Cheetah nodding happily.
“Me too! And when are you and Ubergard leaving?” K’rris asked, turning to Kitty. “Well, it’s really up to Mikael, but he said he was going to leave six days from today.” “Good. That should give me enough time to get a feel for the place.” “I’ll show you what defenses I’ve found, and we’ll spar in the morning. I want to test your abilities. It’s been a while,” Ubergard added.
“Not with that blade of yours!” “Don’t be silly, K’rris. We’ve got sparring staves at the castle. Actually it was left surprisingly well stocked with arms and armor too. You know the Jarl keeps the area under watch now too, so it’s awfully unlikely you’d ever be attacked. Also, if the worst should happen, there’s a beacon you can light that the Jarl has supplied since he and Red became… friends. Then you need only hide out within the castle till help arrives. But as long as we’ve been there, that’s never been an issue.”
“That sounds good. And what about you, Red? I hear you’re pretty good with a bow.” Muz-Ra smiled. “Yeah, I guess you could say that,” she agreed. “She’s being humble, oddly enough!” Ubergard said, angry at her fellow Argonian. “Red, when it comes to defense, humility is not a virtue. K’rris, I am not exaggerating when I tell you she’s the best I’ve ever seen.” K’rris raised an eyebrow. “I’m the best I’ve ever seen too. Probably the best around Whiterun anyway,” Muz-Ra admitted.
“Really? Perhaps you can show me a thing or two while they’re away then. Will you be staying at the castle?” “Yeah. I don’t want the Jarl to get sick of having me around. Though I’ll probably go into Whiterun a few times.” “And how long will you be gone?” K’rris asked Kitty. “Oh, a week or two I expect. I’m really not quite sure what Mikael wants me there for yet, but it shouldn’t be for longer than that.”

CatDance #5

“Oh, don’t feel bad H,” Udaran said sincerely as they were leaving. This is a wonderful place, but you’ve got to understand it can get a little boring.“ Then Udaran suggested they all take a dip in the hot tub. "It does seem to be getting to be a traditional thing before momentous adventures,” Kitty admitted. Cheetah added, “And it is the one thing I’m really going to miss!”
After the area had been cleared of male guards, as was traditional when the hot tub would be in use, K’rristurned to go down as well when Ubergard stopped him. “And where do you think you’re going?” K’rris looked at the girls confused. “I’m… but you’re going to the hot tub right?” “Do you suppose that if we’re naked, your guard duty is going to be avoided? We’re not going to be in this ultra-secure valley you know!”
“Besides, if you’re going to be staying at the castle, you’re going to be one of us.” Ubergard continued. “But…” the Khajiit protested. “Look K’rris,” Udaran put her arm around the large male, ushering him towards the bath. “Let’s be honest here. You’re going to be surrounded by tits, pussies and female tails, both Khajiit and Argonian. There’s just no getting around it. And I’ll be damned if I’m going to have to live being worried that a nipple might slip out within your view sometime. If you get an erection every time I bend over, don’t worry about it. I appreciate the compliment. But that’s your problem, not mine. You might as well get used to it. Now let’s take this armor off.”
Kitty nodded. “She’s right you know. If you’re going to live with us, K’rris, you’re going to need to be ‘one of the girls’. You’ll just happen to be the one with the penis and balls. If you can’t handle it, we’ll need to find someone else. What do you think?” K’rris smiled. “Well, I didn’t take this job because I hated the sight of beautiful females, that’s for sure! If it doesn’t bother you, who am I to complain?”
As Ubergard lowered herself into the water, she caught sight of K’rris’ appreciative glance. “Like Udaran said, I’ll not protest your natural reaction, K’rris. But do remember who is your boss. Naked or armored, you’ll take orders from me. There may only be two of us working guard duty at Castle Kitty, but you’re clear about who outranks whom, right?” K’rris looked downward, reflexively. “I am clear,” he acknowledged convincingly.
“That’s right. I may have big tits, but I’m still your superior. Don’t forget it.” “Not going to happen, Uber!” K’rris perked up.
Suddenly he felt something warm wrap around his manhood. “Aww, don’t be so hard on him Uber,” Cheetah purred. “He can’t help it!” “Cheetah, let go of his cock,” Udaran sighed. “Jealous?” Cheetah laughed.
“No, I just don’t want to get second-hand-pregnant.” “Wha? Oh! Really? You think that could happen?” Cheetah said, snatching her hand away as if stung and jumping up out of the water.
Udaran shrugged, “Who knows?” Udaran shrugged. “Oh relax. Probably not. But it’s also rude to grab someone’s cock without asking first. You wouldn’t want someone thrusting their finger into you without your consent would you?” Cheetah looked at K’rris who nodded. “Yes, Cheetah. Just because I’m male doesn’t mean I am always horny… and even if I am, that I automatically want your attention. We may have less control over our bodies than females, but we still like to imagine we’re in charge of them anyway!”
Cheetah looked embarrassed, “I’m SO sorry K’rris. I won’t do it again. I’m afraid I worked at the Cathouse too long. I have a somewhat distorted understanding of men. When I see a hard-on, my natural reaction is to…” K’rris growled but relented. “It’s ok Cheetah. We all have some adjustments to make.” “But… you won’t, like… in the hot tub?” “Just because I have an erection doesn’t mean I’m going to spew any second Cheetah. I’d think you’d know better than that from the Cathouse!” K’rris complained. “I do know better! Some couldn’t last long enough to get their pants off! But if you feel you’re about to…” “Don’t worry, I’ll just aim for your face, ok?” K’rris smiled maliciously. “Oh, thank you K’rris! It’ll be just like old times!” Cheetah squealed delightedly.

Skeever with a Slingshot

My story CatDance #4 had a throwaway line from K’rris:

K’rris spoke up then. “H. Be reasonable. You and I both know this valley could be defended by a Skeever with a slingshot. You don’t need me. Kitty does.”

To which a reader over at SoFurry commented:

“If you can actually manage a render of a skeever with a slingshot (bikini or ranged weapon) we will all be duly impressed :3 “

Never one to back down from a challenge, I came up with this:

While I did cheat in multiple ways to get this, it wasn’t as obvious as just pasting a picture of a slingshot into a Skyrim shot. Instead:

First, the slingshot is from this mod:
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/68417/?

The Skeever is a WereSkeever from:
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/61545/?

But werewolves can’t be posed and can’t wield weapons. There I did some crafty photomanipulation. I had one of my characters aim the slingshot, posed in such a way that her body didn’t block the view of the slingshot save her hand wrapped around the grip. Then, without moving the camera or allowing time to pass, I moved her out of the frame and moved the wereskeever into the frame (who I’d already caught in mid-werewolf swipe) and positioned him to cover the grip with his claw.

Then, with the background layer of the wereskeever and the foreground layer of my character wielding the slingshot, I carefully “erased” her from the picture, leaving the slingshot behind.

And thus, a Skeever with a slingshot.

I may or may not use this in an upcoming CatDance post. It’s so weird I probably won’t actually.

Also, apologies for not having my WereSkeever wearing a slingshot bikini. That would have just been wrong in SO many ways!

And yes – that is wasting time when I could be doing CatDance #5. But… it was a challenge to my skills dontcha see? I can’t let that go unanswered!

CatDance #4

The next afternoon found Kitty, Ubergard and Muz-Ra heading to the Tails. “…not at all. I think it’s a great idea! So much room going to waste anyway while the girls at the Tails are cramped up and sharing beds. It’s just that… well, I can come with you guys you know. Or I can just stay with the Jarl.”
“Yeah, but I’d rather not leave the castle totally empty while we’re gone anyway. Plus this way you don’t have to stay with the Jarl if you don’t want to,” Kitty pointed out. “But Ubergard, what makes you think K’rris would want to move in?” The giantess smiled, “If Udaran moves out, K’rris will find anyway he can think of to follow. Be assured of that.”
“But she’s… with Cheetah,” Ubergard shrugged it off as of no consequence. “He became infatuated with her from just pictures in the Tails of the Khajiit. I don’t imagine that her lack of interest in him sexually is going to change that.” Kitty scratched her head, “I guess. Can’t end well for him though. But if you’re sure.” Ubergard nodded her confidence.
“Well thanks Kitty,” Muz-Ra continued, “And we could use more life in the castle anyway. I can’t really say I’m dying to go out on another adventure yet honestly. I’m having too much fun with the Jarl, now that we can roam about without having to be secretive.” “I sort of figured so. I hear you are going on a little picnic with him tomorrow.” Muz-Ra sighed. “We’re going up to visit a mountain lake nearby. Yeah, just me, him, and about 20 soldiers and Irileth. It’ll be a real intimate date.”
Kitty laughed, “20 soldiers! Wow, you’re really getting promiscuous!” Muz-Ra closed her eyes, “Ah, the good old days. Too bad Jarly’s not that adventurous. I told him Irileth could join, but I got the clear impression that he’d rather have the 20 soldiers than one Irileth.” “Hmm. Odd relationship there. I’m surprised he can get it up with guards stationed all around!”.
“Once again you underestimate me Kitty! When we make love, he’ll be able to think of nothing but me! I call it my ‘Total Immersion with Surround Sound’ technique.” “Sounds like some sort of language study.” “Close! Well, it is lingual anyway. See, I cover his ears with my thighs and all his remaining senses are then focused on my…”
“Excuse me Red, but we’re here,” Ubergard said with her impeccable timing.“I’m going to go talk to K’rris.” Kitty and Muz-Ra found Udaran and Cheetah lounging at a table outside the underground bathhouse. After initial hugs and greetings, Kitty explained her proposal to them. It took no persuasion at all to convince the two lovers to move into the castle and away from H’s hideaway. The Tails certainly was luxurious and secure, but even with the open and tolerant attitude, it’s total lack of privacy made the two keen to escape to Kitty’s castle. They all then went to talk to H.
“So, you want to take away my two best models to stay with you in your castle? Surely you can see my concern,” H protested. “Well, it’s not like we’d really be away H,” Udaran corrected the owner of the Tails. “We’d be back whenever you need us.” “Still, there’s the matter of protection,” H countered. “Here in the valley our security…”
Ubergard and K’rris chose that moment to step into the room. “We have an idea about that too…” Kitty smiled, turning to the newcomers.
“Wait! You propose to take my best guard too?!” H’s eyes went wide.
K’rris spoke up then. “H. Be reasonable. You and I both know this valley could be defended by a Skeever with a slingshot. You don’t need me. Kitty does.” H sighed. “Well dammit you aren’t slaves you know. I can’t make you stay here. But K’rris, while the girls will still get paid for their work, I don’t run a charity house here. If you leave you’ll no longer be in my employ.” “He’ll in mine,” Kitty nodded.
“And you Cheetah? You haven’t said much. You want to move out too?” “Oh H, you know that where Udaran goes, I go too!” “Alright then. I’ll post your shooting schedules a week in advance, girls, so you’ll know when you’re expected to be here.” Both Udaran and Cheetah nodded happily, Cheetah letting out a squeak of excitement.

CatDance #3

When finally the Khajiit and the Bard returned, somewhat disheveled but laughing, Ubergard looked up with a smile. “A new position?” she surmised. Mikael smiled mischievously at Ubergard. “Every time I learn something new. Tonight, I got a very up-close and personal examination of the exact spot where the Khajiit tail meets the Khajiit butt.” Kitty added, “and what precisely happens when you scratch it there!” Ubergard, long used to such sexual details by now since living with Kitty and even moreso with Red, just smiled and nodded, as if she had a clue about what they meant. “Well, let’s be going back to the castle, Uber. Mikael, if I don’t see you before then, I’ll see you in a week!”
“Goodbye Kitty,” he said, giving her a big hug. “Goodbye Uber,” he said, making sure to give her an even bigger hug to match her stature. “You know, you really don’t have to do that every time, Mikael,” Ubergard said, noting the scent of female Khajiit all over him and finding it somehow reassuring. “Oh, it’s just a hug Uber. Besides, every time I see you I can’t resist shoving my face in there!” Ubergard smiled, knowing full well there was a bit of truth to that. He was male after all. “Goodbye Mikael. See you in a few days.” “I’m already looking forward to it!”
With that, the two left the tavern and began the walk back to Kitty’s castle. “Say, did Mikael ever tell you what that ‘proposal’ business was all about?” “No, now that you mention it. Why?” Kitty turned up to look at Ubergard. “No matter, I’m sure he’ll tell us when we’re on our way.” “Think Red is back yet?” “Not likely. She usually doesn’t get back till daybreak…” Kitty nodded, smiling. “…and then sleeps all day!”
“She sure has been in a good mood though since she started seeing the Jarl again. Kitty, I really think she will move out eventually. Have you considered taking on more help around the castle?” Kitty nodded agreement. “Yeah, it’s probably just a matter of time now that things are going well for her. Someone from the Tails do you think? Maybe Cheetah and Udaran?” “Probably. We know them best, and you wouldn’t want to invite someone that you later find you don’t get along with. I’m sure H wouldn’t mind a couple less mouths to feed and they could easily still work there.”
“Think they’d be interested?” “Only one way to know for sure. You certainly have space for them. But I’m also thinking we could use someone else to help me with security too.”
“Oh? Who do you have in mind?” “K’rris would be my choice. He seems to be capable and is comfortable with females obviously. Assuming H would part with him and that you don’t mind a male living in the castle with us of course.” “I’d run it by Udaran first, but if she’s ok with it, he always seemed like a pretty level-headed sort. For a male.” “Maybe we should drop by tomorrow and talk to H?” Kitty nodded, brightening up as they climbed the outer stairs. “It would be great to have more people here. And I can’t see Red having any problem with it. In fact, if they move in soon she may not need to lean on the Jarl while we’re gone. I’m sure she’d prefer that.”
“So… um… do you suppose…” Kitty stammered. “Feeling lonely already?” “Kinda. It comes and goes, but I would appreciate having someone to stay with me tonight. It feels emptier without Red.” Ubergard nodded and followed Kitty to her room. “I’m sorry Uber. I can’t help it. I just feel so much better with someone beside me.” “Don’t tell anyone, but I do too. You really don’t need to apologize.”
Kitty was surprised at this uncharacteristically vulnerable side of Ubergard. “You? Honestly?” “Oh, sure. Once I get comfortable with someone like you and Red, I’m really not all that much different than you two you know.” Kitty nodded as she put her outfit away and changed into her nightgown. “Well thank you Ubergard. But… one thing.” The big Argonian looked down at her curiously. “Yes?” “That armor. I know you don’t like to take it off. But those shoulder guards. They’re pretty hard and pointy.”
Ubergard laughed, “Oh, now you get picky! No problem. I’ve got a bikini I can use as nightwear. Sorry but I’m not Udaran after all. I can’t sleep in the nude.” “Awww,” Kitty feigned disappointment. “And you have such nice pillows too!” Ubergard looked down at herself. “Why thank you for noticing! Yes. Yes, I do!”
It was when Ubergard returned wearing a reptilian bikini that Kitty realized she had only ever seen the giantess in her full armor or stark naked. “Looks nice on you Ubergard! No offense at all, but since you and Muz-Ra shed your last skin, your scales are really beautiful!” Ubergard just smiled in answer and got into her side of the bed. “Goodnight Ubergard. And thanks again.” “It’s truly my pleasure. Goodnight.”
Kitty was soon snoozing lightly while Ubergard watched her breathe. Almost reflexively she stroked the Khajiit’s fur lightly and felt the warm body shift and wriggle a bit closer. Closing her eyes, Ubergard considered her feelings. Not for the first time, she wondered if her own repressed sexuality was more drawn to the feminine or the masculine. She really wasn’t at all sure. She certainly had her own needs and desires, but they tended to be… unspecific when it came to details. Her youth, though not yet gone, was certainly passing. Yet her most passionate desire was to protect those she cared about, not to ravish them herself.
“Well, someday I’ll figure it out I guess.” she finally thought to herself. “For now, this is nice. But tomorrow I’m going to work out harder. This line of thought is too distracting.” With that thought, she enfolded her Khajiit friend in her arms and fell to sleep herself, her last thoughts being,“This is what I am. I’m a natural guard. I protect.“

CatDance #2

Later that night when most of the patrons had left and only the hard-core late night crowd remained, Kitty and Ubergard found themselves sitting at a table in the back with Mikael. “I don’t know how you manage it Kitty! Anywhere else you’d be run out of town in that outfit, but here they love it!” Mikael exclaimed incredulously as the Khajiit modeled tonight’s dancing outfit before him. “It’s like you always say, Mikael, you’ve got to know your audience! And what about you, do you love this outfit?” Kitty asked coyly.
“Do you have to ask? The minute I stand up, it will be obvious! Oh, that reminds me Kitty, do you remember I told you about my annual pilgrimage back to the Bard’s College right?” “You go back to catch up on your skills and meet you’re old tutors, right?” “That’s it. Anyway, I am going back next week. I thought… well, if you are interested anyway, maybe you and Ubergard might want to come with me? I have a proposal I’d like to give to them, and I’d like you to be there for it.”
“You want us to come with you? But surely there’ll be lots of beautiful ladies there. You wouldn’t want your old cat from Whiterun to ruin your amorous adventures now would you?” Kitty jibed playfully. Their’s was a long running affair, but neither had any illusions about monogamy. It was a mutually enjoyable relationship, but Kitty knew Mikael had other lovers. She herself had none, but she rather liked the idea that, if ever someone interesting did show up, she wouldn’t lose her friendship if she stopped seeing her good friend romantically. He was, in all the right ways, her best friend with benefits.
“Ah Kitty, yes but not on the road! It’s a long way! But seriously, I really would like you to come. And Ubergard is always welcome – especially when travelling a long distance.” Kitty looked up at the big Argonian. “What do you think, Uber? Up for another trip?”
“Where you go, it is my pleasure to follow Kitty. But what about Red? The castle would be awfully lonely for her while we’re gone.” “Well then she can stay with the Jarl. It’s obvious she’s head-over-heels for him, and vice-versa. It might do her good to know that we can take care of ourselves.” The Argonian nodded in agreement.
“Excellent! I leave early in the morning in seven days time. I’ll meet you at the castle. It’s pretty much on the way anyway.” “It’s a deal. And a really sweet deal for you too now that I think about it.”
“Well, I do look forward to sleeping out in the wilds with a couple of beautiful females like you two, but how do you mean?” “You get free protection AND you get to take your pussy with you!” laughed Kitty, provocatively lounging in the chair Mikael just vacated. “Well, yes… there is that. Figured that out, did you?”
“Yes, silly, just don’t think I didn’t know what’s in it for you! But… would you mind staying monogamous for this trip? I mean it. You know I’m not the jealous type, but I’d rather not have to see it you know.” “Kitty, you might be surprised just how ‘yours’ I already am.” “Oh stop. Just for this trip. I’ll make sure you don’t miss it too much.”
“Oh? And how will you do that?” “Come up to the bedroom and I’ll show you!”
With that, Kitty and Mikael left Ubergard. Ubergard was not offended. She had long ago accepted, and then even began to appreciate her special role in her friend’s lives. Always a background presence, ready to come to the rescue should violence suddenly present itself. Others surely would resent that, but such was her personality that she actually loved it. She was the rock that they could depend on, and she was happy to be that rock. Even if sometimes it meant that she was left alone on occasions like this. However, in reality she was somewhat softer than a rock, even if she wouldn’t admit it.

CatDance #1

“Really Red, I don’t understand why you don’t just go ahead and move in with the Jarl. Everyone knows you and he are lovers!” Kitty said as the three lounged around up on the battlements, once again admiring the sunset.
“It’s just… we’re so happy right now, I’m just afraid constant daily life with each other might kill the romance,” Muz-Ra replied. “Or it just might turn into something deeper you know.”
“Well, we’re in no hurry. We’ll get there eventually. Or maybe we won’t.” “That’s ok, as long as you know that there’s nothing tying you down to live here. You’re really not even an employee anymore. After all, you outrank me now Lady Muz-Ra!”
“Oh, don’t give me that. You’ve just hit on why I’m not ready to move in permanently yet. There’s all that… protocol! I hate it! And really, I still value my independence. Plus…” “What?” “You and Ubergard… You’re my family!”
“Oh Red, and you are ours and always will be! You don’t have to live with us for that.” “Would it help if I said I like it here?” “Sure. I shouldn’t pry. You and the Jarl have your own ways. I just want you to be happy.”
“And that’s just it. I am happy, and so is Balgruuf. I’d hate to do anything that might change that.” “Like marriage?” Ubergard asked, speaking up for the first time.
Red sighed. “Well, yeah. That too. I mean, what’s the point of marriage when you can’t have kids?” “Commitment?” offered Ubergard.
Muz-Ra just shrugged and they all spent a long time just looking up at the sky enjoying each other’s company in silence. It was a family… of a sort, Kitty mused.
Finally Muz-Ra rose. "Well, I’d better get going. Mustn’t keep the Jarl waiting!“ "Ok. We’ll be at the Bannered Mare if you ever manage to tear yourself away from him!” laughed Kitty. “Thanks, but if I ever do leave to meet you guys there, its because he tore himself away from me!”
“Well… see you in the morning then.” Kitty said as Muz-Ra headed out of the balcony. “Have a good time!” Ubergard called. “You too Uber, Kitty. Say ‘hi’ to Mikael for me.

Queen Muz-Ra #21 (conclusion)

The next morning, Irileth posted a notice in the marketplace that the Jarl would come out to give an announcement at noon. When that time finally came, both the Jarl and Muz-Ra, now clad in her favorite gold bikini, came out from Dragonsreach and walked together down the stairs to the last landing, where the people waited in anticipation of the news.
“Citizens of Whiterun and people of the realm. I have the honor today to introduce you to my close friend, the Argonian, Muz-Ra of Castle Kitty. I suspect most of you have seen her before. A lot of her.” A short cheer came up from the crowd before the Jarl gestured for quiet again.
“As some of you may have surmised by events yesterday, for some time this lady has been my lover. Because she is an Argonian, in my stupidity I kept this a secret. My mistake was not believing in you, my loyal subjects, to accept this relationship as real, meaningful and acceptable.” The Jarl paused for a moment.
“Yesterday, the brave and extremely buxom lady… (at this another cheer came from the crowd, though mostly from the men) …as well as you, showed me how wrong I was. But there is more… Two days ago, I sent a letter to her, offering her a marriage proposal.” At this, another cheer sounded, but this time from male and female alike.
“But…” the Jarl began, though he had to repeat himself to get the crowd to quiet down. “ BUT, yesterday I was heartbroken to learn that my proposal was rejected.” “Aww!” came the answering response from the people and faces turned decidedly down. “Rejected… until such a time that the Argonian and Khajiit people of my domain can live in peace and equality with the rest of you loyal citizens.”
“I intend to see that day happen. To that end, today I have rescinded the wrong-headed and divisive law excluding access to the city of Whiterun to all Khajiit and Argonians who wish to visit or reside here. This change may be met with resistance by some, but I believe it is the right and proper thing to do for the tailed subjects of my realm.”
“Further, for my love for her and for her courage and faith in you, my Whiterun citizens, which I lacked – I have bequeathed upon her the official title of Lady and Consort of the Jarl. I expect all the citizens in my realm to treat her with the respect such a royal title infers. Thank you all for coming. That is all.” Once again, the crowd yelled their approval as the Jarl turned to Muz-Ra and kissed her. Then together, the couple turned towards Dragonsreach.
As the Jarl and Muz-Ra, the new Consort of the Jarl, turned back up the stairs, she caught a voice she recognized. Muz-Ra turned back to look at the crowd, now dispersing. Then she noticed two figures who had been at the back. Both had tails. One, small, clad in black and fur. The other unusually tall and covered in scales and tight-fitting black mail.
Muz-Ra waived back at her friends. “I’ll be back at the castle in a couple of days!” she called to them, adding “IF I CAN STILL WALK!
The Jarl gave her a sharp slap on her butt. "Ok, ok! I’m going!” she yelped and laughed, and the two walked back up to Dragonsreach to continue their Un-Honeymoon. *…The End of Queen Muz-Ra. More stories to come after a short hiatus.*

Queen Muz-Ra #20

“Irileth? Are you OK?” Muz-Ra asked, a bit concerned for the Dunmer. Surprisingly, Irileth gave Muz-ra a strong hug!“ Oh Muz-Ra. You’ve really done it now!” “Do you think it will help?” “What, you mean help inter-species relationships? Oh, I don’t know. But on behalf of all non-Nords in Skyrim, I thank you for your bravery. I may end up having to behead you, but one thing I can promise – you won’t be forgotten even so. Not after that display! ” Muz-Ra sighed. “No, I’d say not. I’d like to see the Jarl though.”
Irileth composed herself somewhat. “Oh, he’s on his way. Word arrived just a few minutes ago about the ‘crazy Argonian’ riding through town naked.” “Say, would you mind returning this horse to Skulvar? I couldn’t afford to buy it outright. And make sure to get my gold bikini back from him, ok?” “It will be an honor. I might just buy her myself. If the worst should happen, know that you have my utmost respect anyway. It was a risky but noble effort. Only time will tell if it had any effect.”
The door swung out and the Jarl himself emerged, eyes wide when he saw the crowd on the steps below, but changing to a look of shock and awe at Red standing before him, naked to the world and looking back at him defiantly. “Hello Balgruuf. I… I had to do it if we were ever going to become anything but midnight lovers, I had to break that stupid law and make them see me as an equal. No matter what happens, I refuse to regret it. If you were serious… if you really want me to be your wife, they have to deal with it. Better get everything out in the open now when you can still change your mind.” “Are you quite finished?” Balgruff asked, with a stern look on his face. “Well… um… yes!” she finally said, striking a resolute stance.
“You defy my laws, you ride through the town like a harlot, you ignore my letters, and now you stand defiant before me as if what you did was right?” Muz-Ra was undaunted by his tirade. “Yes, I did all of those things, and I was right.” “Do you know what you sound like to me, Muz-Ra?” “No, Balgruuf. What do I sound like to you?”
“You sound like a queen.” And with that, the Jarl took Muz-Ra up in his arms, laughed and carried her to the stairway where he kissed her in full sight of the watching crowd below.
The cheer from the crowd drowned out their words to each other, but Muz-Ra stepped down and bowed to the crowd in acknowledgement, then turned back to the Jarl.
Leaping into his arms and straddling strongly him with her legs, she nuzzled him under his chin, eyes closed. The cheer was renewed as Muz-Ra whispered to him, “an Argonian kiss, Jarlyhorse.”
When he carried her back into Dragonsreach, the cheering became almost deafening. Before she had passed within though, she nodded to Irileth to remind her of Ice, and the Housecarl took the reins and began walking the white horse back to the stables.
Later, the crowd had dispersed and the news traveled quickly of the events in Whiterun that day. The stories told, though, did not go into detail on what activities the Jarl and the Argonian enjoyed within their chambers inside Dragonsreach, but the adults had a pretty good idea.
Regardless, no one saw the Jarl or the Argonian till the next morning and there were no beheadings that day.