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I don’t EXPECT to be doing any crossover stuff with TotK, but you never know what the future may bring.

Tails of the Khajiit Epilogue
Author’s note: I felt like posting this conclusion on the major characters in Tails of the Khajiit as a sort of tidying up of some loose ends.
Kitty and Mikael-
Bio: Kitty is still something of a mystery. She was the original lead character of Tails of the Khajiit, having taken the protagonist spot from Katherine Managan when I decided I really wanted to get away from being just a fanfic of Prequel. She was fun to write for but when she got a steady beau in Mikael, she became less unique. I had an idea for a story involving Illdi, her dance student. But I never came up with a good resolution for it so it’s a thread that was kinda dropped. I never did create a backstory for her, other than that she was a member of the Assassins Guild for a little while before joining Tails in the Sampson and Devilah series.
Epilogue:
Eventually she’ll settle down with Mikael. I was going to have a scene in Holy Dildo where she caught the wedding bouquet from Muz-Ra, but I ended up not doing it. She will also buy the Tails of the Khajiit and Tails of the Argonian magazines from H.


Muz-Ra and Jarl Balgruuf –
Bio: Muz-Ra was originally just planned as a minor character in Katherine Managan – a little standard comic relief with her libertine attitude. However, even before that story was well underway I realized she had much more potential than just that. Once I established that she was a good shot with the bow, Shabira’s fate was sealed as I had no plans to kill off Shabira originally. On the subject of her special ‘bikini’ – the entities that gave it to her are actually the bikini itself. They transformed themselves because they wanted to always be close to her body – such was their lust for her. The female is forever holding up her boobs, the male is constantly… well, you get the picture.
Epilogue: Though perhaps Muz-Ra harbors some lingering emotion towards K’rris, she’s now set on a path of (almost) monogamy with Jarl Balgruuf. She’ll stay true to that for the most part, even though she may let loose a bit from time to time. (Of which, it must be said, the Jarl will be guilty of on occasion as well.) The citizens of Whiterun likely have not seen the last of a naked Muz-Ra, but she will stay true to the Jarl anyway – for the most part. Eventually the Jarl’s son will take the throne, but Queen Muz-Ra will rule after the Jarls early death until his son comes of age. Her reign will be remembered fondly long after her own death and will go a long way towards changing the local Nords attitudes towards the Tailed races.


Ubergard and K’rris
Bio: Ubergard was another character that evolved over time. Originally she was to be the Stoic Virgin. But I couldn’t let that stand for TOO long. She is far too hot for that! Her lesbian dalliance with the mad Helfer was a mistake, but it also opened her up sexually. K’rris, on the other hand, was attracted to her for obvious reasons.
Epilogue: Ubergard and K’rris actually won’t last. K’rris will always idolize Ubergard, but he will never be her match. The breakup will be tough on him, but he’ll survive it – though he will move far away from Whiterun to forget her. Eventually Ubergard will become the personal bodyguard to Queen Muz-Ra, whereupon she will eventually fall deeply in love with Irileth though it will be years after that until she lets the other know that. But after a fierce fight between the two, Ubergard will best Irileth. At that point, when Irileth is at death’s door, Ubergard will reveal her true feelings. Irileth will not die from the fight however and they will finally come to be lovers.


H and Bhusaran
Bio: It should be no surprise that H is actually Maiq the Liar. Bhusaran has been in love with him since the day they met, but she is also very wise and never let on in the slightest. Fortunately, besides being beautiful, she also had long studied Skyrim’s history and knew the Nord’s traditions and laws well, so the position of Advocate was soon hers when H opened the Tails.
Epilogue: After Muz-Ra’s wedding where he finally sees Bhusaran as more than just his Advocate, he will sell the Tails to Kitty and move to a quiet house with Bhusaran who has been in love with him so long she’s actually shocked to find out he didn’t know. In fact, they will move not far from where Sabhira and FarSeer live. They and their children an will become frequent visitors. Their children will be numerous and, as tradition dictates, one shall be named Maiq.


Sampson and Devilah
Bio: Devilah is an ex-succubus. Sampson is a Hero. (standard issue orphan at a young age type so no family he knows of.) That’s all the bio you should need!
Epilogue:
Their business of traveling Skyrim selling Dragon Sperm leads them to branch out into other intelligent species’ “elixirs” – both male and female. Eventually they open a business in Winterhold. While Devilah is no longer a succubus, she continues to be fascinated with male ejaculate and becomes an accomplished mage after attending college there, specializing in very specific types of potions and magics. Eventually she becomes the first Khajiit in history to give birth to a normal, healthy male human – Sampson’s son. She also gives birth to a khajiit daughter, also Sampson’s, whom they name Faniel.


Udaran and Cheetah
Bio: Don’t have much of a bio here. Udaran was Shabira’s lover and Cheetah was a rather popular whore at the Cathouse. They fell in love shortly after they met.
Epilogue:
While Kitty will eventually buy the Tails from H, the running of the business is left to Udaran and Cheetah. Their relationship stays constant and reliable and both retire and live long in the nearby city of Whiterun. Cheetah eventually will have 2 khajiit children by Udaran via some exceptional work by Devilah.


The Quest for the Holy Dildo #30 – Epilogue
Sampson was getting worried when Devilah stepped outside alone holding a dildo. She looked up at Sampson with sad eyes and he caught her just as she fell to her knees, crying tearlessly. Before retreating to their room, she turned to Muz-Ra and handed her the dildo.
“Take this, Red.” she said. “I don’t want it anymore. I’ve got my man.”
“Sure thing Devilah. Sure thing.”

As they walked away, Devilah turned back. “Um… say Red… I was just thinking… Maybe, if Sampson’s away or something…”
“You can borrow it anytime, Devilah,” Queen Muz-Ra laughed.

Back in their room, it was still barely afternoon, but Devilah wanted to be held so they undressed and went back to bed anyway.
Sampson held Devilah for a long time without saying anything.
“So now what do we do?” Devilah asked while staring at the ceiling finally.
“I was thinking about that yesterday. They have an opening here for a weapons instructor. If I want it. I know it’s not exactly a Hero’s job but… it’s one I could do.”
“Well, it beats a roofing repair man!” Devilah snorted.

She turned on her side to look at her lover.
“Are you ready to settle down? Is that what you want?”
Sampson stroked the short fur across her sex softly and without lust. “You are all I want Dev. But at some point we’re going to need some income.”

Devilah smiled and climbed atop him. “No Sampson, I don’t think we’re going to have to worry about money for a long, long time.”
“Oh? And why is that? Have you found some treasure you haven’t told me about?”
“Well, we still have Faniel’s pubic hair we can sell.”
“If you can convince someone that they’re really from an Angel, Dev. I’m sorry but people won’t believe you. Vampire dust they’ll buy, but Angel pubic hair, not likely.”

“What about Dragon sperm?”
Sampson’s stopped and sat up. “Dragon sperm? What are you talking about?”
“I’m sorry Sampson, it slipped my mind, but I got my shipment this morning.”

“Wait. Paarthurnax?!”
Devilah nodded with something of her old self again in her mischievous eyes. “We’d have to go on the road. No alchemist is going to have enough to pay what it’s worth. Not even Farengar.”
“And we don’t want to glut the market. Just sell little vials of it…” Sampson added.
Sampson rolled Devilah over and sat on top of her instead, declaring, “Then that’s it. We’ll explore Skyrim together. We’ll go to the College first. They surely have some need for Dragon sperm and will know where other alchemists are that might be interested. When we get bored, we can always come back here. How does that sound?”

Suddenly Devilah’s shining eyes turned sad again. “It won’t be the same without Faniel.”
“No,” Sampson agreed. “It won’t. You know she had to leave.”
“I know, but it doesn’t make me miss her less.”
“Me neither. It’s not going to feel like we’re complete without her.”
“No, it’s not. But she did say she would be with me.”

“And as long as we’re together, she’ll be with both of us,” Sampson said, a sad smile coming over him.
“So you do believe her? You think she’s here, watching us?”
“How could I not believe her? She was an angel.”
“IS an angel. Her pussy tastes like peaches,” Devilah said as Sampson lowered his head between her legs and she rose to meet him halfway.

“She once told me her ass smells of lilac and lavendar,” Sampson said.
“Did it?” Devilah asked.
“Don’t know. Never really found out.”
“I did. It did.”

Sampson didn’t speak for a while as he crept slowly down her belly, kissing her softly as he did so.
“There’s another thing she gave me, Sampson. I think you’ll like it. I’m a real Khajiit now. I don’t need sperm to live.”
Sampson looked up at her. “I… don’t know what to say! I don’t want to sound too happy or you might feel bad!”
“Oh, you can be happy Sampson. I am! Now I can love you and only you without those… cravings. Now get back to my body, stud. You’ve got me feeling needy and this is one craving you can fulfill!”

“Quite a sex drive for a normal Khajiit,” he smiled, toying with her slowly.
Devilah closed her eyes. “I like that. Slow. Like you love me. Like you want my pussy. Like you want my breasts. Like you want my paws and my butt and my neck and my mouth and my ears and my tail and my hair and my tongue and my asshole. Like you want all of me, all the time, because you love me.”

“All those things are true, Devilah. I am your Hero.”
“I know Sampson. And I am your Khajiit. Exclusively yours forever. Now lick me like a Hero!”
Devilah spread herself apart wide, inviting his tongue to explore.

Soon, Devilah felt close to heaven herself. As she came down, she smiled at the distinct smell of peaches nearby.
The End of The Quest for the Holy Dildo.
The End of Tails of the Khajiit.

The Quest for the Holy Dildo #29
“So, what do we do now?” Sampson asked.
“Now,” the Angel said, looking at each of them in turn. “Now you two leave me and Dev alone here for a while.”
“Come your Grace,” Sampson said to Muz-Ra. “I’ll escort you back to the throne room.”
“Oh my! You have got muscles! Say! Are you interesting in working for us here? I’d love to see you around more!”
“Red, you just got married!” Sampson reminded her.
“I know. I’ll have to be monogamous. Sorry, but you can’t have me, much as it will pain us both,” Muz-Ra said with an evil smile.
“ME? I didn’t…” Sampson started before Faniel interrupted.

“Sampson, wait.” the Angel said, pulling the Hero back.
“Yes Faniel?”
She stepped to him and gave him a heartfelt hug. “Goodbye Sampson. You’ve been a good friend to me. And to Devilah. Keep her safe.”
Sampson looked at Devilah. “I will. I guess… goodbye Faniel. I’ll miss you.”
“And I you, but I’ll be nearby – in a sense.”

Muz-Ra stepped out of the room with Sampson, leaving only Devilah and Faniel.
“You’re leaving then,” Devilah said, her eyes shining with sadness. It was more of a statement than a question.

“Yes Devilah. It’s time for me to return to my normal state. I told you though, I’ll be right beside you. All of your life.”
“But, I won’t see you again, will I?”

“Not in this lifetime, no. You might catch the scent of lavender or faintly hear my feathers at night, but that will be all. You’ll need to have faith, Devilah. Life is so short you won’t believe it when it’s over. You’re a mortal now, and you mortals think your lives are forever, but they’re not. They’re not even close. But your prayers have been answered. Well, almost all of them. There is one more thing I can do for you before I leave.”
Khajiits don’t normally cry – but Devilah was not a Khajiit. Now the tears came to her eyes and rolled down her catlike face leaving a cheetah’s stripes behind. "I’ll trade you,“ she said.
"Trade me?”
“Trade you what, Dev?”
“Don’t give me this last gift. Stay with me instead. I don’t want anything more from you. I just want you to stay with me and be my friend. You understand me like no one else in this world can. I love Sampson, but try as he does, he doesn’t really understand me. I’d give up everything if you could just stay.”
“I can’t do that Devilah. I’m sorry, but it’s out of my hands.”

“Can I stay here? Can I watch you go?”
Faniel’s eyes strayed to the dildo on the table. “You know what I’m going to do?”
Devilah laughed suddenly. Loud and staccato, with no mirth. “There’s not much you CAN do with a dildo. Yeah, I’ve got a pretty good idea.”

“Would you believe me if I said I was kind of embarrassed for you to see me?”
Devilah laughed as she disrobed and climbed onto the bed. “Faniel, you’ve been naked since I met you. I’ve watched Sampson shave your pussy. Isn’t it kind of late to be embarrassed?”
“You have a point. And… I kinda need to get turned on.”

“I can help with that, Faniel. It’s sort of my specialty,” Devilah said, patting the bed in invitation.

“Wait. Before I go… drink the nectar.”
“The nectar?”
“My nectar. You know, from High Hrothgar. Do I have to be blunt about it?”
“No, no. Sorry. I know what you mean. Drink it?”
“Yes. Drink it now. These gifts have to have a conduit. It’s the only conduit I can think of.”

Devilah fumbled the small vial out of her inventory and looked at it. When she opened the little cork, the fragrance was light but obvious to her sense of smell. It smelled of peaches.
“What will it do?” she asked.
“Do you trust me?” Faniel asked.
Without hesitation, Devilah downed the bottle in answer.
Suddenly the room swam and blacked out. But seconds later, she found herself in Faniel’s arms. Something was different. Something was DEFINITELY different.

“What was it? What happened?”
“Welcome to your new life, Devilah. You are no longer a succubus. You are now officially a Khajiit,” the angel smiled down at her.
“But, didn’t you say…” Devilah started.
“I lied Dev. All things are possible. But the time wasn’t right yet.”
Faniel helped Devilah sit up. The difference was at once obvious and nebulous. Then she realized she no longer had any wings.
“Aww. I’ll miss my wings.”
“If you’re going to live in this world, you need to be of this world Dev.”
“So I’m just a normal humdrum Khajiit now? I hope Sampson still likes me.”

“Dev, Sampson loved you when he thought you were a Khajiit. Your powers are gone, but so is your need for ‘donations’ from other men. You are not a succubus but you are still you. You are still unique. You are… Devilah. And you are my ward. I will be your guardian angel, and we will meet again.”
“But you said…”
“I said ‘not in this lifetime’, Devilah. There will be an ‘after’.”
“Well, I guess that will have to do. Thank you Faniel, for everything. By the way, your pussy juice is delicious!”

“I don’t suppose you have any left?” Faniel said, hefting the dildo and now seeing it’s proportions somewhat more clearly.
“Nope, sorry! Drank it all,” Devilah smiled as she guided Faniel onto her back. “Guess we’ll have to make more! Now you just lay back and relax. We’re in no hurry, the room is warm, and the only person here is me. Trust me, now you’re in my domain. These things I know how to do, supernatural power or not. You’ll be fine. In fact, I’ll make sure you love it!”
“I don’t doubt you Devilah. I have faith in you, and I love you.” Faniel said as she closed her eyes and felt the height of the mortal condition one last time.

“I love you too Faniel,” Devilah thought without speaking. Words were no longer needed, and she knew Faniel already knew that anyway. A stray leftover tear fell from her eye as she closed them.
The last tear she would ever cry fell on the empty bed beneath her. Faniel was gone.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #28
“How on earth did they…” started Devilah.
“How did he?” finished Faniel.
“I’d better figure out some way to keep this frozen. You know, this is more than I could get out of any man in a year, with maximum use!”
Devilah then remembered the note in her hand and continued reading.

“‘However, Paarthurnax sends his best as well, which we’re fairly sure will more than make up for Wulfgar.’”
The stared at the container again.
“This is getting me horny,” Devilah admitted.
“Hey, we’re guests of the Jarl and his new Queen,” Faniel said. “Let’s get a servant to take this out and keep it cold.”

“Okay – just… let me grab a sip of Bolli,” Devilah said, snatching a bottle.
“Down the hatch!” Devilah laughed as she downed the contents.
“So? How is it?”
Devilah tasted the liquid like a fine wine connoseur. “Cool, but not stale at all. More like Argonian spunk in that respect, but still definitely from the prostate and balls of a man. And the unique taste of Bolli comes through loud and clear as well. I can get used to this! Here, you want to try some?”
Faniel responded, backing away with a queasy look on her face, “No thank you Devilah!”

Sampson woke up later, and they decided not to mention the delivery. Instead, Devilah and Sampson got dressed and they all went down to the great hall where the Jarl and Muz-Ra were holding court, Muz-Ra now wearing a circlet to denote her new rank as Queen. Muz-Ra motioned them to a side room, closed the door behind her and sat on the bed.
“Now, what is this all about? What is it you’re looking for? We’re not in the habit of stealing you know. It’s unlikely whatever it is that you’re looking for is here.”
“It’s here your Grace. I could walk directly to it if you like. In fact, it’s in your bedroom.” Faniel said quietly.

Muz-Ra didn’t fail to notice the courtesy and smiled at Faniel before inquiring, “In my bedroom? What on earth are you talking about?”
“A dildo,” Devilah said flatly. "Pretty large, black. About this big. A button on the bottom that makes it vibrate if the batteries haven’t run out.“
”BLACK BEAUTY!“ Muz-Ra said, eyes widening.

"You know it then?”
“Well of course I know it. A girl doesn’t forget a thing like that. Not once it’s been inside her.”
“Hey! That was my dildo!” Devilah protested.
“Well I sure as hell didn’t know whose it was! It’s not like I don’t WASH it you know.”

“Well I should hope so!” Devilah said, calming down.
“Considering some of the holes it’s been in…”
“NO! Don’t tell me. You used there?”
“Well, yeah. And…”
“What, there’s more?”
“Well, let’s see… I had to loan it to my friend Ubergard…”

“The giant Argonian? Well, she seems alright…”
“And then there was that time I used it on the Jarl…”
“Not up his…”
“You should have seen his reaction when I stuck it in! It’s a great prostate massager…”
Devilah let out a little choked scream.
“Yeah,” Muz-Ra said cheerfully. “Pretty much like that!”

“How’d it end up here anyway?” Muz-Ra asked, turning to Faniel.
“Long story,” said Faniel. “And don’t look so sad Devilah. She said she keeps it clean.”
“But it was my little Sparky. We… shared many happy hours together.”
“Sorry kitten,” Muz-Ra said, looking contrite.

“Oh, it’s alright. You couldn’t know. But I’ll never be able to look at it the same way again.”
“By the way, the batteries died a long time ago. At least, it stopped vibrating. But it still does… something.”
“That’s the Essence. That’s what I’m doing here. I need to return it to where it belongs.”

“Well, wait here for a minute. I need to explain to the Jarl, then I’ll go get it.”
In fact, she was gone for quite a while before she returned.
“Here it is, good as new,” she said while handing over the dildo to Devilah. “Well, maybe not good as new but clean anyway.”
Devilah took the dildo and sat it upright on a table.

“That it?” Muz-Ra asked.
“Yes. That’s it,” Devilah said. “Faniel?”
The angel hadn’t taken her eyes off the dildo since Muz-Ra had brought it into the room. "Yes,“ she said, "The Essence is there.”
“Doesn’t look much like a penis,” Sampson noted, causing all three females to look at him with menacing looks.
“Well it doesn’t!”

The Quest for the Holy Dildo #27
Many other interesting things happened that night, but what happened in Dragonsreach will stay in Dragonsreach. Suffice it to say that when the morning came in through the high windows of their rooms, no one was overjoyed to see it. Even Faniel just wanted to stay in bed, but the insistant knocking on the door drove her to get up. Devilah was awake but laying in bed contemplating Sampson’s penis and showed no sign of breaking out of her reverie anytime soon, so Faniel stretched, yawned and went to the door.

Opening the door, she saw a little man. “Yes?” she said as he stared fixedly at her boobs.
“Oh, sorry ma’am. Courier. I have a delivery for a ‘Devilah’. They said she was in here. Says it’s from the Greybeards.”

“Well, bring it in man, bring it in! Devilah, you have a package from the Greybeards. I think it’s your special dairy shipment.”
The courier stared even harder as the succubus, wings still in full display but otherwise unencumbered by clothing as well leapt out of bed.
The courier’s head bobbed up and down with her breasts. "Uh… Are… um… Are you Devilah?“
"That’s me.”
The courier set the bottles down on the table and left, his head still bobbing slightly.

“Oh! Look how nice they’re packaged in mead bottles! I’ll need to thaw them though. They even put names on each one so I’ll know who it was from! And here’s a note.”
“Well read it Dev! Read it!”
“Dear Devilah,
Please find our first installment on our special mailings.
I’m afraid you may find Wulfgar’s unappealing though. He admitted that it wasn’t you he was thinking of. Let us know if it’s unsatisfactory and we’ll stop sending his contributions. However…”

Suddenly there was a knock at the door again. Devilah opened it to see the courier once more standing outside their door, this time carrying a quite large container of some sort, seemingly barely able to lift it.
“Sorry ladies. This is the last of it.”
“No problem. I hope they’re paying you enough for this!”
The courier smiled and looked at her. "As long as I keep seeing so many beautiful females with gorgeous tits like yours, ma’am, I’d do it for free!“
Devilah laughed, took his hand, and pressed it to her breast. "Here, good Courier. Have a tip.”
“Okay, that’s enough now. Run along and think of me,” she said when he had regained enough of his wits to actually give her a nice squeeze.
“What?” Devilah said after she’d closed the door at the frown on the angel’s face. “He’s a good kid! He deserved it. An so did I! I’ve just given up fucking other men, surely I still have the right to give out a little titty squeeze every once in awhile?”

“Hrmph,” Faniel grunted in disgust. “Well anyway, what the hell is that?”
“No idea! Let’s see,” she said as she peeled away the heavy outer layer. Inside she could see something written…
“P… a… a… r……. Oh. My. God.”
“What? What is it?” the angel said, running forward to see.
They both looked in stunned silence at the name on the huge container.

































