Tails of the Khajiit Epilogue

Author’s note: I felt like posting this conclusion on the major characters in Tails of the Khajiit as a sort of tidying up of some loose ends.

Kitty and Mikael-
Bio: Kitty is still something of a mystery. She was the original lead character of Tails of the Khajiit, having taken the protagonist spot from Katherine Managan when I decided I really wanted to get away from being just a fanfic of Prequel. She was fun to write for but when she got a steady beau in Mikael, she became less unique. I had an idea for a story involving Illdi, her dance student. But I never came up with a good resolution for it so it’s a thread that was kinda dropped. I never did create a backstory for her, other than that she was a member of the Assassins Guild for a little while before joining Tails in the Sampson and Devilah series.

Epilogue:
Eventually she’ll settle down with Mikael. I was going to have a scene in Holy Dildo where she caught the wedding bouquet from Muz-Ra, but I ended up not doing it. She will also buy the Tails of the Khajiit and Tails of the Argonian magazines from H.

Muz-Ra and Jarl Balgruuf –
Bio: Muz-Ra was originally just planned as a minor character in Katherine Managan – a little standard comic relief with her libertine attitude. However, even before that story was well underway I realized she had much more potential than just that. Once I established that she was a good shot with the bow, Shabira’s fate was sealed as I had no plans to kill off Shabira originally. On the subject of her special ‘bikini’ – the entities that gave it to her are actually the bikini itself. They transformed themselves because they wanted to always be close to her body – such was their lust for her. The female is forever holding up her boobs, the male is constantly… well, you get the picture.

Epilogue: Though perhaps Muz-Ra harbors some lingering emotion towards K’rris, she’s now set on a path of (almost) monogamy with Jarl Balgruuf. She’ll stay true to that for the most part, even though she may let loose a bit from time to time. (Of which, it must be said, the Jarl will be guilty of on occasion as well.) The citizens of Whiterun likely have not seen the last of a naked Muz-Ra, but she will stay true to the Jarl anyway – for the most part. Eventually the Jarl’s son will take the throne, but Queen Muz-Ra will rule after the Jarls early death until his son comes of age. Her reign will be remembered fondly long after her own death and will go a long way towards changing the local Nords attitudes towards the Tailed races.

Ubergard and K’rris
Bio: Ubergard was another character that evolved over time. Originally she was to be the Stoic Virgin. But I couldn’t let that stand for TOO long. She is far too hot for that! Her lesbian dalliance with the mad Helfer was a mistake, but it also opened her up sexually. K’rris, on the other hand, was attracted to her for obvious reasons.

Epilogue: Ubergard and K’rris actually won’t last. K’rris will always idolize Ubergard, but he will never be her match. The breakup will be tough on him, but he’ll survive it – though he will move far away from Whiterun to forget her. Eventually Ubergard will become the personal bodyguard to Queen Muz-Ra, whereupon she will eventually fall deeply in love with Irileth though it will be years after that until she lets the other know that. But after a fierce fight between the two, Ubergard will best Irileth. At that point, when Irileth is at death’s door, Ubergard will reveal her true feelings. Irileth will not die from the fight however and they will finally come to be lovers.

H and Bhusaran
Bio: It should be no surprise that H is actually Maiq the Liar. Bhusaran has been in love with him since the day they met, but she is also very wise and never let on in the slightest. Fortunately, besides being beautiful, she also had long studied Skyrim’s history and knew the Nord’s traditions and laws well, so the position of Advocate was soon hers when H opened the Tails.

Epilogue: After Muz-Ra’s wedding where he finally sees Bhusaran as more than just his Advocate,  he will sell the Tails to Kitty and move to a quiet house with Bhusaran who has been in love with him so long she’s actually shocked to find out he didn’t know. In fact, they will move not far from where Sabhira and FarSeer live. They and their children an will become frequent visitors. Their children will be numerous and, as tradition dictates, one shall be named Maiq.

Sampson and Devilah
Bio: Devilah is an ex-succubus. Sampson is a Hero. (standard issue orphan at a young age type so no family he knows of.)  That’s all the bio you should need!

Epilogue:
Their business of traveling Skyrim selling Dragon Sperm leads them to branch out into other intelligent species’ “elixirs” – both male and female. Eventually they open a business in Winterhold. While Devilah is no longer a succubus, she continues to be fascinated with male ejaculate and becomes an accomplished mage after attending college there, specializing in very specific types of potions and magics.  Eventually she becomes the first Khajiit in history to give birth to a normal, healthy male human – Sampson’s son. She also gives birth to a khajiit daughter, also Sampson’s, whom they name Faniel.

Udaran and Cheetah
Bio: Don’t have much of a bio here. Udaran was Shabira’s lover and Cheetah was a rather popular whore at the Cathouse. They fell in love shortly after they met.

Epilogue:
While Kitty will eventually buy the Tails from H, the running of the business is left to Udaran and Cheetah. Their relationship stays constant and reliable and both retire and live long in the nearby city of Whiterun. Cheetah eventually will have 2 khajiit children by Udaran via some exceptional work by Devilah.

The Quest for the Holy Dildo #30 – Epilogue

Sampson was getting worried when Devilah stepped outside alone holding a dildo.  She looked up at Sampson with sad eyes and he caught her just as she fell to her knees, crying tearlessly. Before retreating to their room, she turned to Muz-Ra and handed her the dildo. 

“Take this, Red.” she said. “I don’t want it anymore. I’ve got my man.”

“Sure thing Devilah. Sure thing.”

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As they walked away, Devilah turned back. “Um… say Red… I was just thinking… Maybe, if Sampson’s away or something…”

“You can borrow it anytime, Devilah,” Queen Muz-Ra laughed.

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Back in their room, it was still barely afternoon, but Devilah wanted to be held so they undressed and went back to bed anyway.

Sampson held Devilah for a long time without saying anything.

“So now what do we do?” Devilah asked while staring at the ceiling finally.

“I was thinking about that yesterday. They have an opening here for a weapons instructor. If I want it. I know it’s not exactly a Hero’s job but… it’s one I could do.”

“Well, it beats a roofing repair man!” Devilah snorted.

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She turned on her side to look at her lover.

“Are you ready to settle down? Is that what you want?”

Sampson stroked the short fur across her sex softly and without lust. “You are all I want Dev. But at some point we’re going to need some income.”

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Devilah smiled and climbed atop him. “No Sampson, I don’t think we’re going to have to worry about money for a long, long time.”

“Oh? And why is that? Have you found some treasure you haven’t told me about?”

“Well, we still have Faniel’s pubic hair we can sell.”

“If you can convince someone that they’re really from an Angel, Dev. I’m sorry but people won’t believe you. Vampire dust they’ll buy, but Angel pubic hair, not likely.”

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“What about Dragon sperm?”

Sampson’s stopped and sat up. “Dragon sperm? What are you talking about?”

“I’m sorry Sampson, it slipped my mind, but I got my shipment this morning.”

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“Wait. Paarthurnax?!”

Devilah nodded with something of her old self again in her mischievous eyes. “We’d have to go on the road. No alchemist is going to have enough to pay what it’s worth. Not even Farengar.”

“And we don’t want to glut the market. Just sell little vials of it…” Sampson added.

Sampson rolled Devilah over and sat on top of her instead, declaring, “Then that’s it. We’ll explore Skyrim together. We’ll go to the College first. They surely have some need for Dragon sperm and will know where other alchemists are that might be interested. When we get bored, we can always come back here. How does that sound?”

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Suddenly Devilah’s shining eyes turned sad again. “It won’t be the same without Faniel.”

“No,” Sampson agreed. “It won’t. You know she had to leave.”

“I know, but it doesn’t make me miss her less.”

“Me neither. It’s not going to feel like we’re complete without her.”

“No, it’s not. But she did say she would be with me.”

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“And as long as we’re together, she’ll be with both of us,” Sampson said, a sad smile coming over him.

“So you do believe her? You think she’s here, watching us?”

“How could I not believe her? She was an angel.”

IS an angel. Her pussy tastes like peaches,” Devilah said as Sampson lowered his head between her legs and she rose to meet him halfway.

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“She once told me her ass smells of lilac and lavendar,” Sampson said.

“Did it?” Devilah asked.

“Don’t know. Never really found out.”

“I did. It did.”

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Sampson didn’t speak for a while as he crept slowly down her belly, kissing her softly as he did so.

“There’s another thing she gave me, Sampson. I think you’ll like it. I’m a real Khajiit now. I don’t need sperm to live.”

Sampson looked up at her. “I… don’t know what to say! I don’t want to sound too happy or you might feel bad!”

“Oh, you can be happy Sampson. I am! Now I can love you and only you without those… cravings. Now get back to my body, stud. You’ve got me feeling needy and this is one craving you can fulfill!”

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“Quite a sex drive for a normal Khajiit,” he smiled, toying with her slowly.

Devilah closed her eyes. “I like that. Slow. Like you love me. Like you want my pussy.  Like you want my breasts. Like you want my paws and my butt and my neck and my mouth and my ears and my tail and my hair and my tongue and my asshole. Like you want all of me, all the time, because you love me.”

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“All those things are true, Devilah. I am your Hero.”

“I know Sampson. And I am your Khajiit. Exclusively yours forever. Now lick me like a Hero!”

Devilah spread herself apart wide, inviting his tongue to explore.

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Soon, Devilah felt close to heaven herself. As she came down, she smiled at the distinct smell of peaches nearby.

The End of The Quest for the Holy Dildo.
The End of Tails of the Khajiit.